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is mpig mbuvi aka sonko above the law?
vinii
#31 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:29:30 PM
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McReggae wrote:
MP Mike Sonko says he has no problem being kicked out of Narc Kenya; he will form the Unga Revolution Party

and i suspect URP will have more members than Narc Kenya...Pray Pray Pray i think Mutahi Ngunyi was after all right..did he call them demagogues?
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Magigi
#32 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:39:47 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
What Sonko broke was not the law but some silly archaic and backward town law.........Archaic and a very cheap stupid way for modern day towns to make money.You park and walk into some building.The council employee is hiding at the corner and as soon as you are out of sight,the idiot appears with his/her tools.10 minutes later,you come out of the building and ahem!....Clamped and not one idiot around.So you have to walk to the town/city hall which is 5 kilometers away,queue for an hour and pay 10 times the parking fee....What were supposed you to do immediately you parked??....aha!!...Walk around looking for a town council employee to pay for your ticket!!...BK!....Nakuru and Eldoret town are very notorious but i have learnt how to beat them.In Nakuru,i'll buy oranges from the lady across the pavement and leave her some money just incase those idiots appear.I'll come back and if my money is intact,i take more oranges.

@Njung'e
...Spot on...I was actually asking myself...Between NCC and Sonko, who is to blame...Those who think Sonko acted arrogantly have never met these idiots from the city council!



Magigi
#33 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:42:44 PM
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[quote=Insurgent][/quote] I have my own clamping device, just like the ones owned by the city council. Everytime I go to town, Icheck right, left and centre, if the coast is clear, I clamp the car myself. When they come around, they usually say, " Haka kalifikili hakatapatina". So they never clamp my car. When I return, I ensure non of the Kanjos is around, unlock the device, put it in the boot and voila. Kanjo can never be smarter than me.

Always make sure your device looks beaten up like the one for Kanjos otherwise, if they suspect you have outmonouvered them, they clamp the other wheel. In that case, you come with the AA towing truck, lift the car into the truck and take it to a welding expert.
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@Insurgent
...Where did you have yours made...Please let me know...
McReggae
#34 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:44:38 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
What Sonko broke was not the law but some silly archaic and backward town law.........Archaic and a very cheap stupid way for modern day towns to make money.You park and walk into some building.The council employee is hiding at the corner and as soon as you are out of sight,the idiot appears with his/her tools.10 minutes later,you come out of the building and ahem!....Clamped and not one idiot around.So you have to walk to the town/city hall which is 5 kilometers away,queue for an hour and pay 10 times the parking fee....What were supposed you to do immediately you parked??....aha!!...Walk around looking for a town council employee to pay for your ticket!!...BK!....Nakuru and Eldoret town are very notorious but i have learnt how to beat them.In Nakuru,i'll buy oranges from the lady across the pavement and leave her some money just incase those idiots appear.I'll come back and if my money is intact,i take more oranges.

@Njung'e
...Spot on...I was actually asking myself...Between NCC and Sonko, who is to blame...Those who think Sonko acted arrogantly have never met these idiots from the city council!





Remember when Fidel unlished a rambo knife for some matatu driver, the same argument came up!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Insurgent
#35 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 4:10:29 PM
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Magigi wrote:
[quote=Insurgent]
I have my own clamping device, just like the ones owned by the city council. Everytime I go to town, Icheck right, left and centre, if the coast is clear, I clamp the car myself. When they come around, they usually say, " Haka kalifikili hakatapatina". So they never clamp my car. When I return, I ensure non of the Kanjos is around, unlock the device, put it in the boot and voila. Kanjo can never be smarter than me.

Always make sure your device looks beaten up like the one for Kanjos otherwise, if they suspect you have outmonouvered them, they clamp the other wheel. In that case, you come with the AA towing truck, lift the car into the truck and take it to a welding expert.
[/quote]


@Insurgent
...Where did you have yours made...Please let me know...[/quote]

I hired a pudlock cutter, packed my car aimlessly and once the Kanjo Hindiots came and clamped my car, I did the necessary and drove away. I bought a new padlock so that I would be able to lock and open the clamp without suspicion.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.

nostoppingthis
#36 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 4:36:16 PM
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McReggae
#37 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 4:42:44 PM
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[quote=nostoppingthis]Is this juvenile?
http://www.nation.co.ke/...8/-/9alkj8/-/index.html[/quote]

...with his courage I jusr wish he had something between his ears!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
nostoppingthis
#38 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 5:23:16 PM
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McReggae wrote:
[quote=nostoppingthis]Is this juvenile?
http://www.nation.co.ke/...8/-/9alkj8/-/index.html[/quote]

...with his courage I jusr wish he had something between his ears!!!!!


Political parties act itafanya kazi...
Lolest!
#39 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 6:23:18 PM
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Thats how to maintain a Nairobi seat. Be a thug, say inciteful things, organise goons. He is extreme but not the first with such antics: Mwenje, Waititu, Gumo, Ndolo and Raila were there too.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
KenyanLyrics
#40 Posted : Tuesday, July 12, 2011 9:08:56 PM
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@Lolest, yes, you are right. Sonko simply knows what Nairobi voters want, and is doing his best to give it to them.
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