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'user'
#1 Posted : Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:28:23 AM
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Since mysterious deaths of young men and women are now on the increase,I sought the help of my cucu to understand how she has managed to live over 80years despite being financially challenged.


In order to live a long life ,this is what my cucu told me

1.Have few enemies .strive to have as many friends as possible
2.Avoid partying too much.Dont drink beer or smoke .
3.Put God first.
4.Eat well(avoid junk food eat more fruits and vegetables.
5.Get a wife and pray that you get kids.
6.Land daily on a single unique airport except on rainy days.To do so keep the airport manager happy.
7.share your wealth with the poor

Guka, what is you input on this.

we need to help young people who are wasting their promising lives due to lack of advise from elders




2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
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gogeta
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:47:26 AM
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'user' wrote:

6.Land daily on a single unique airport except on rainy days.To do so keep the airport manager happy.


Is this really possible with the kind of life young pple are living these days?
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TPK
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:58:11 AM
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'user' wrote:
Since mysterious deaths of young men and women are now on the increase,I sought the help of my cucu to understand how she has managed to live over 80years despite being financially challenged.


In order to live a long life ,this is what my cucu told me

1.Have few enemies .strive to have as many friends as possible
2.Avoid partying too much.Dont drink beer or smoke .
3.Put God first.
4.Eat well(avoid junk food eat more fruits and vegetables.
5.Get a wife and pray that you get kids.
6.Land daily on a single unique airport except on rainy days.To do so keep the airport manager happy.
7.share your wealth with the poor

Guka, what is you input on this.

we need to help young people who are wasting their promising lives due to lack of advise from elders





I thought it is generally acknowledged that 2 beers for men everyday prevents heart diseased'oh!
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bwenyenye
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:14:42 PM
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To me the 'length' of ones life is the 'quality' of their life. by that I mean, it does not really matter how long you live, it matters how well you lived (not necessarily financialy) with your neighbours. How are your relationships with your wife(s), children, newspaper vendor, magigi, etc
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keke2
#5 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:56:53 AM
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'user' wrote:
Since mysterious deaths of young men and women are now on the increase,I sought the help of my cucu to understand how she has managed to live over 80years despite being financially challenged.


In order to live a long life ,this is what my cucu told me

1.Have few enemies .strive to have as many friends as possible
2.Avoid partying too much.Dont drink beer or smoke .
3.Put God first.
4.Eat well(avoid junk food eat more fruits and vegetables.
5.Get a wife and pray that you get kids.
6.Land daily on a single unique airport except on rainy days.To do so keep the airport manager happy.
7.share your wealth with the poor

Guka, what is you input on this.

we need to help young people who are wasting their promising lives due to lack of advise from elders






No 3.. GOD FIRST! mengine yeto utapewa!
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#6 Posted : Saturday, July 02, 2011 4:25:44 PM
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#7 Posted : Saturday, July 02, 2011 4:48:01 PM
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If I were you, I would have asked her to give me tips that can help Christians and non-Christians alike.
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Lolest!
#8 Posted : Sunday, July 03, 2011 9:08:24 PM
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KenyanLyrics wrote:
If I were you, I would have asked her to give me tips that can help Christians and non-Christians alike.

which tip is for christians only? They are general.
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QW25071985
#9 Posted : Sunday, July 03, 2011 10:08:08 PM
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Just honour your father and mother or guardian and God will give you more years to your life.The last thing we need is for Oprah/Tyra banks/marhar stewart to give us some dreamed up concotion to lengthen our lives.How i pitty those who follow them...
I read there's also the Oprah religion ?????????????? W.T.F
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Cde Monomotapa
#10 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 4:20:52 AM
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gogeta wrote:
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6.Land daily on a single unique airport except on rainy days.To do so keep the airport manager happy.


Amen!! More sex, a lot of sex.
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