The one that made my day was a silly one claiming to be the Safcom customer service manager.
Sent me silly text, that I had won in a game I never even knew existed.Well it didn't!
I also decided to play along cz I wanted to make a fool out of him and let him know that he is silly.
After 2 min of grilling and thoroughly getting him confused,English failed him.
He finally told me ' sasa situongee kiswahili madam kwa sababu wewe ni cutomer!
in kao 'twang'
Huh! I told him he is an embarrasment to *his ghost Safcom and pitied his next gullible customer
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.