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Investor Cautionary: Reduce Your Dating Costs by 70%
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Cde Monomotapa
#1 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 10:16:51 PM
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I can bet you are dating those high class chicks whom you think will compliment your status and make others envious of you. Right? The kind of girl who only dines at hotels, drinks wine, doesn’t wear second hand clothes, designer shoes (though fake), demands expensive perfumes, drives her own car that you have no idea who bought it for her and is always doing her best to keep up with the latest fashion trends. Right?

$500 of your hard-earned cash goes into maintaining this girl, this same one who will show you attitude and dump you as soon as she finds another willing to increase her material standards of living. $500 per month and all you get is a blow job and mediocre sex, because most of the time she is either tired, out with her girls or just outright bloody lazy...The $500 per month comprises various bills one is manipulated to pay in order to secure a tumble in kandahar… let me get out my kandahar-culator we compute;

http://www.vibeweekly.co...11:xxxxx&Itemid=548

Enjoy...
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Cde Monomotapa
#2 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 10:41:16 PM
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Even Greece can't match this kind of austerity measures!!!
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youcan'tstopusnow
#3 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 10:41:48 PM
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Cde, did I hear you say "too tired to give a blowjob?"Shame on you
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Cde Monomotapa
#4 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 10:47:05 PM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
Cde, did I hear you say "too tired to give a blowjob?"Shame on you


Hey!! The media is always right! BJs sii mbaya..don't know what's up with the writer..but most of the other stuff is right on the money!!
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bird_man
#5 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 11:17:24 PM
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haha!Im rolling on the floor under the table!I love the article.
Formally employed people often live their employers' dream & forget about their own.
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Cde Monomotapa
#6 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 11:26:56 PM
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bird_man wrote:
haha!Im rolling on the floor under the table!I love the article.

Yeah...cheers, lol!!
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Cde Monomotapa
#7 Posted : Tuesday, June 28, 2011 6:53:25 AM
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Cde Monomotapa wrote:
Even Greece can't match this kind of austerity measures!!!
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TPK
#8 Posted : Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:00:57 AM
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USD 500 or KShs 45,000 is too cheap for a good BJ...If you want to know the real cost of a BJ, ask Strauss-Khan, former IMF Chief...
As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, think big
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dossy7
#9 Posted : Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:23:03 AM
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Apparantly in wazua its called to lollipopSad
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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lovely2010
#10 Posted : Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:31:13 AM
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When I was reading this forum, I told myself I wont post anything coz its boys stuff and I shouldnt get involved. But something triggered me, the 19-22 yrs...Do you guys have daughters? Im just imagining your babies being treated this way...Im very sure it doesnt bother you...!!!
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