KCSE 2011
Kamilisha methail hii: Akili ni nywele…
a) Ujinga ni weave
b) Wazimu ni mohawk
c) Kipara ni ngoto
d) Matuta ni msoto
What did the burning bush say to Moses? – Just gonna stand there and watch me burn..?
Name two joints. – Changes and Psys.
Kamilisha methatli: Mtaka cha mvunguni….sharti a-bendover.
Which country is next to USA ? – USB
Tunga sentensi ukitumia “jumapili”.... ninakunywa tusker juu mapili zimeisha.
Tunga sentensi kutumia “changamka”. – Changa mkabuy guage, niko kwa jam, nakam.
Who was the 1st Luo in the bible? - Nick Odemus.
What does Yash Pal Ghai's daughter call her father? - Ghai Fafa!
Add a question tag_______'Ruto went to hague' - haguen't he?
What do you call a KPLC van behind a G4S van? - Mulika Mwizi!
What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush? HELLO-MOTO!
Name two types of Chicken, Answer: Kenchick and Akuku Danger
What is the most important day of the week?
a) Terrific Tuesday
b) Wacky Wednesday
c) Uptown Thursday
d) Sexy Saturday
A GS4 van left at 7 o’colock this morning…find the money.
Q: Find the L.C.M of 21. The student cancelled L.C.M and wrote: Our L.C.D is Sony 52 inches
Which street is all Kenyan all the time? - Koinange Street.
What is the opposite of Wetangula – Dryangula.
Name one place in Kenya where you will find coffee and sugarcane growing. - Kahawa Sukari.
Kamilisha methali ifuatayo .... "Usipoziba woofer , utachoma pia amplifier "
Kinyume ya giza ni? – kangeta (answer by Meru student)
Which one of these is not a soap?
a) Esmeralda
b) Days of Our Lives
c) Geisha
d) La Mujer
Give an appropriate answer to the following Question: "Otherwise?"
If Moses was a Rastafarian and saw the burning bush,what could he have said?
a) Mo faya
b) Better dan dem
c).Wa’gwan
d) Blo! Blo! Blo!
Q: Use defence, defeat and detail to make a sentense. Answer: De cow jumped defence, defeat landed before detail.
Ninajivunia kuwa Mke...
A) be
B) ka
C) nya
D) nge
Tunga Sentensi Ukitumia “Jumatatu”. - Nilitembea kwenda tao Ju Matatu Za kwetu Ziligoma!
Which is heavier?
A.180kgs of Big Ted
B.180kgs of Big Kev
C.180kgs of Madtraxx
D.180kgs of Shaffie Weru
Andika sentensi hii kwa wingi: Mwalimu aliniita. - Ans: Waalimu walitwitter.
Who's the first person to reach the peaks of Mt. Kenya :
(a Makmende
(b Safaricom choir
Differentiate between Bifwoli wakoli and Atwoli. (20 marks).
What does G4S stand for?
a) Gone 4 Sure
b) Goons 4 Stealing
c) Gone in 4 Seconds
d) All the above
What is Semenya
a) a man
b) a woman
c) a thwak
d) all the above
What do you get when u cross a white lady & a Kenyan man with a sore throat? - Robert Nagila.
What do we call a Kenyan Indian High flier? - Muhindi Mbingu.
What is the future tense of I stole maize? - I'll go to The Hague and I'll be a backbencher.
What is Chris Brown's greatest Hit? - Rihanna.
Translate in Kiswahili: Private School = Shule nyeti.
Select a national school you would like to go to after passing your exams.
A.Starehe boy
B.Alliance high
C.Mang'u high
D.Tahidi High
What do you call a window cleaner in Nyanza? -Transparent wall technicia
Jack Bauer is to America as ___________ is to Kenya
A. Raila
B. Makmende
C. Chuck Noris
D. Onyancha
Q: UMOJA: ALIKUJA NA WHEELBARROW AKATENGEZA UKATA. UWINGI? - marikuja ni hurubarrow makasondeka ukuta.
I Think Therefore I Am