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#701 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:47:49 PM
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A Hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience in a hall with a pendulum.
Suddenly, the pendulum fell

He blurted
"F u c k "

It took days to separate the crowd.
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#702 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:50:36 PM
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Mechanic's wife delivered a baby.
Wife sent sms to husband.
"Your new vehicle came out"

Husband smsed and asked
"With Gear or Without Gear.
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#703 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:51:59 PM
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hello wrote:
A Hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience in a hall with a pendulum.
Suddenly, the pendulum fell

He blurted
"F u c k "

It took days to separate the crowd.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Deadly!!
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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#704 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:52:03 PM
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Every time i hear the dirty word "EXERCISE". I wash out my mouth with "CHOCOLATE".
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#705 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:54:01 PM
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Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cant believe or admit that a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure.
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#706 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:55:57 PM
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What is about 6 inch long ?

2 inch wide,

has a head on it, and drives women so wild that they blow it ????



Well, its money.
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#707 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:57:47 PM
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Question asked in a talent test.

If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters, How u recognize ur wife?

The best answer.
Why should I ???
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#708 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:59:21 PM
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politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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#709 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 4:00:38 PM
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Faith full husbands will go straight to heaven while, unfaithful ones will enjoy heaven on earth.

Choice is all yours.

THAILAND TOURISM BOARD.
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#710 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 4:02:38 PM
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Man goes to the doctor after being rapped by an elephant.

Doc:"Funny that ur ass is 10" wide but elephant cock is only 3" wide.

Man: yes but the bastard fingered me first.
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