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#691 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:18:39 PM
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My attitude in exams, they give me questions i don't know, i give them answers they don't know.
I want to be a millionaire.
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#692 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:22:09 PM
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Husband: I have a problem at the office.

Wife: Honey, after marriage never say "I" have a problem, say "WE" have a problem.

Husband: Ok. "OUR" secretary is pregnant and congratulations dear, "WE" are becoming parents.
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#693 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:23:08 PM
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hello wrote:
Husband: I have a problem at the office.

Wife: Honey, after marriage never say "I" have a problem, say "WE" have a problem.

Husband: Ok. "OUR" secretary is pregnant and congratulations dear, "WE" are becoming parents.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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#694 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:23:45 PM
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What is old age ?

"When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reason".
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#695 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:30:21 PM
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3 male pencils and 1 female pencil are in a box. If the female pencil gets pregnant who is responsible for her pregnancy?

Ans: The pencil without rubber.
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McReggae
#696 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:33:01 PM
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Location: Nairobi
mlevi karudi nyumbani usiku akaanza kuromance na mkewe. akamuuliza,"mbona leo matiti makubwa na hayana chuchu (nipples)?" akajibiwa," acha ulevi, unanyonya tako!"
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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#697 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:33:16 PM
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2 sperms were racing with each other. The 1st said i m tired when are v gona reach the womb?

2nd said we still have a long way to go. We have only reached her tonsils right now.
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#698 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:36:36 PM
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Widow to her Boy friend.
No Sex plz. I m still mourning da death of my Hubby.

Boy Friend:I have worn a black condom so open ur legs n let me offer my deepest condolences.
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#699 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:39:23 PM
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Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.

Doctor: How do u figure that?

Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my
p u s s y
gets wet.
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#700 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:45:36 PM
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Parents were worried their son had a small willy, They took him to a doctor. After check up doc says its nothing to worry abt just feed him extra toasts in the morning.
The following day, the son finds a pile of toasts on the table, wow mum so many toasts, the mother says just take 2 and the rest are for your daddy.
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