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Tha cow has refused
Blackberry
#21 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 1:26:23 PM
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callaspade wrote:
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treat cow like real cow and you will get milk and maybe a calf

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callaspade
#22 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 1:38:25 PM
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...you see ojinga,cow always thinks grass is greener across the fence.it will complain if you carry it in pickup as it prefers landcruiser.
...cow is difficult to understand,it not likes living in many houses with many floors like kicc .....it likes half acre in karen or runda as if it can finish all grass.but you try and bring grass on table and cow will eat you alive.
...ojinga,do not admire neighbours cow at all costs because your cow will be jealousy and milk will refuse again.
Luscily
#23 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 2:29:00 PM
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Very simple like abc, as the cow sleeps on its fours get a rope (recall how we used to milk those zebu ones when they refused) since the milking shed has four posts tie each of the leg to each post, then wash ua hands with warm water, wipe the tits milk untill ur satsified feed the cow groom it & untie, repeat the process untill the cow become accustomed
Tebes
#24 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 2:35:44 PM
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Foreman wrote:
With Ojinga Comes good memories of SK....really nice


Sure, memories are made of these! He at one time he also had proplems with two friends who came every evening to eat his ugali and wanted advice on how to chase them.

"dear colliks i have three friends of mine who come at night when i cooked my ugali and then they eat everyday plus mboga(vegetbles),this days i dont shiba and i have to buy a roast maize and put under bed to eat at night,we tolk jokes and so difficult to chase them,sometimes i get angry and eat little but they tell me if i cant finish my ugali ratio then i shud bakisha mboga for them,now how can i chase them without knowing i chase them.pliease help i implement today.thank you "

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Impunity
#25 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 2:44:32 PM
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Is @Ojinga the same guy who bought a Nokla N95 in river-rori?
He had just parked his expensive car in he street only to a buy a fake Nokla N95 phone worth 5K....
Ha ha haaaaa.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

MaichBlack
#26 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:01:48 PM
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Ojinga wrote:

Hallo all peolple,i got a chick and i married and now i have stress this is because when i want to mumunya the fruits of my choice at night she rufuses and says it is too(hee like g3) now i have to wait until she seeps ngororo ngororo then i steal,but whenn she wakeS up she is mad and ananichuna now wat do i do because im legally married to her and she is not mpango ya kando,i dont want to start eating fruits of others because i respect my tools and my body,jus advise and dont write bad things.thank you

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#27 Posted : Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:49:40 PM
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Ojinga wrote:

Hallo all peolple,i got a chick and i married and now i have stress this is because when i want to mumunya the fruits of my choice at night she rufuses and says it is too(hee like g3) now i have to wait until she seeps ngororo ngororo then i steal,but whenn she wakeS up she is mad and ananichuna now wat do i do because im legally married to her and she is not mpango ya kando,i dont want to start eating fruits of others because i respect my tools and my body,jus advise and dont write bad things.thank you


How is this even possible? Its like doing a tree...u know that kashimo (cave) that is home to some creatures lol

...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
famooz
#28 Posted : Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:18:06 PM
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famooz wrote:
McReggae wrote:
fantony wrote:
this ojinga i think i know...

it is working somewhere in the region and i do not think it is married...

i do not even think it is the marrying type coz it likes landing everywhere especiall on watery surfaces..

so i am just wondering why he is posting asking for advise it will not use


....character assasination!!!!


Is this the SAME FAN-tony smile who told me that he does not read these threads? Now i see he has posted with a key word 'landing' Laughing out loudly



@ Fantony,jibu hili swalismile has anybody seen Fantony? d'oh!
callaspade
#29 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 2:57:49 PM
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....ojinga please come back,how is the cow?
kenmac
#30 Posted : Friday, October 14, 2011 3:45:52 PM
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did you eat the cartons as advised by TTT.

trust wazuans not to forget!

about the cow, pea muchere.
......Ecclesiastes
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