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Mpig: i've never spoken in parliament.
YesuWangu
#1 Posted : Thursday, June 02, 2011 7:20:58 PM
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So here i am mashinani. Si you know that hard copies of newspapers take time to reach? Today i happened to get one of may 31 and what do i see? The gatundu north mpig clement kungu waibara has never spoken in parliament since his election 3.5 years ago! This is happening as some of us wish sonko and his ilk should just shut up for talking too much. Then to spice things up, this mpig has lied in court that he has even asked questions in parliament! Or am reading wrong things?
simonkabz
#2 Posted : Thursday, June 02, 2011 9:20:18 PM
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My former MP, the Late Hon. Mburu Wanyoike never spoke for the entire term ('92-'97). RIP record breaker.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Lolest!
#3 Posted : Thursday, June 02, 2011 9:32:40 PM
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I wonder why he said he has never spoken. I watched him some time back asking a question about printing fake currency(note: his rival Patrick Muiruri printed cash in the 07 election.) however, the guy was shaky and incoherent. i wished he could get a translator!
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cmk
#4 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 8:12:09 AM
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he overcompensates by being rowdy..and likes to flex muscles everywhere, i hear..bure kabisa watu wa gatundu north!!

@ simo,what's ua point??that it's ok to shut ua mouth when you r paid to shout???
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
Pierce
#5 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 8:57:38 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
I wonder why he said he has never spoken. I watched him some time back asking a question about printing fake currency(note: his rival Patrick Muiruri printed cash in the 07 election.) however, the guy was shaky and incoherent. i wished he could get a translator!

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You've killed me right there!
simonkabz
#6 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 9:23:07 AM
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@cmk, isnt that an interesting record? Funny enough, he never contested for re-election
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Euge
#7 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 9:39:07 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
I wonder why he said he has never spoken. I watched him some time back asking a question about printing fake currency(note: his rival Patrick Muiruri printed cash in the 07 election.) however, the guy was shaky and incoherent. i wished he could get a translator!


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Lord, thank you!
dossy7
#8 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 9:42:38 AM
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He went on to give a date on the day where he talked but Alas the date fell on a friday and Mpigs are never seen near parliament on fridays
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
hindi ni riu
#9 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 10:27:37 AM
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Not his fault:) . He is a school drop out...probably cannot construct a sentence. Blame it all on Gatundu North people.

“Once the last tree is cut and the last river poisoned,you will find you cannot eat your money" Traditional saying.
FundamentAli
#10 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 10:35:23 AM
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He dished out a lot of money. Where did he get all this money?
cmk
#11 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 11:39:39 AM
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FundamentAli wrote:
He dished out a lot of money. Where did he get all this money?


@ Fun.., i hear he heads lots of women's groups(what do you call them??microfinance??where a group changas and the guy maintains the accounts and gives out loans to the women groups..guy should be investigated lest we get another pyramid thing.
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
Robinhood
#12 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 7:27:18 AM
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This is one shady fellow, he hired someone to sit the language proficiency test for him and now it has come back to haunt him. He could barely read a KCSE results slip!!
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
YesuWangu
#13 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 7:52:45 AM
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Euge wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
I wonder why he said he has never spoken. I watched him some time back asking a question about printing fake currency(note: his rival Patrick Muiruri printed cash in the 07 election.) however, the guy was shaky and incoherent. i wished he could get a translator!


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He asked this question at political rallies?
simonkabz
#14 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 8:37:25 AM
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The judge ordered the fellow to read a Taifa Leo...or be held in contempt...
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Kaigangio
#15 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 9:03:26 AM
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...and what is more...hon. waibara cannot differentiate between "+" and "*"....OMG!!!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
wanyuru
#16 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 9:22:04 AM
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cmk wrote:
FundamentAli wrote:
He dished out a lot of money. Where did he get all this money?


@ Fun.., i hear he heads lots of women's groups(what do you call them??microfinance??where a group changas and the guy maintains the accounts and gives out loans to the women groups..guy should be investigated lest we get another pyramid thing.


and the guy cant even read? only in Kenya Laughing out loudly
Lolest!
#17 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 9:55:47 AM
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YesuWangu wrote:


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He asked this question at political rallies?


No, in parliament. But his English was worse than Wanjohi's and he struggled to put his point across. Maybe that Wanjohi guy can assist in translation.Sad
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Burning Spear
#18 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 1:02:45 PM
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and people used to laugh at "Mwananishi".

only from central kenya where we get virgin MPs
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
YesuWangu
#19 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 1:37:27 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
YesuWangu wrote:


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He asked this question at political rallies?


No, in parliament. But his English was worse than Wanjohi's and he struggled to put his point across. Maybe that Wanjohi guy can assist in translation.Sad



So it is true, he is facing twin accusations:

1: inability to understand English
2: inability to 'speak' in parliament, given that there one can only speak English or Kiswahili (?) to be recognized that indeed you have spoken in parliament...

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the sage
#20 Posted : Tuesday, June 07, 2011 11:15:09 AM
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