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Mwananichi Budget, Mandaraka Nday
Impunity
#1 Posted : Thursday, June 02, 2011 7:49:57 AM
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Location: Masada
The budget by the mwananichi, but he was roughed up sooner before I could blink my eye.

Unga 30 bob smile
Soda matiaba 40 bob
Sukari 60 bob
Phombe 200 bob Applause Applause
Mafuta 20 bob
Sigara (stick) 50 bob Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Mukate (full) 20 bob smile
Fare 10 d'oh!

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

niclasclause
#2 Posted : Thursday, June 02, 2011 10:01:21 AM
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Joined: 4/18/2011
Posts: 142
Location: Nairobi
You got it wrong. It should have been:
Unga - free
Soda baridi - free
Soda moto - 5 bob
Sukari - (walk over to the nearest sugar cane vendor and get it for free; that is, get sugarcane for free and boil to get sugar soup that you will add milk and tea leaves to and enjoy Ketepa jai)
Phombe - anyone asking for it goes to jail
Mafuta ya kujipaka - banned from Kenya
Sigara - you get to hang for every stick. 3 sticks means you are hanged three times
Mukate - the first slice free; the second slice 1 bob; the third slice 2 bob and so on and so on
Fare - ferry donkeys in Lamu to all parts of the country and plant grass along all roads
Everything else - as you wish ceteris paribus
mulwakizito
#3 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 9:13:14 AM
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Joined: 4/19/2011
Posts: 7
Location: Nairobi
The budget was balanced and made sure that everyone works for their upkeep. No free stuff for you.
samsonobure
#4 Posted : Friday, June 03, 2011 12:15:48 PM
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Joined: 4/18/2011
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Location: Nairobi
A hilarious post about nothing
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