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NEMA on the warpath, drivers beware!
jawz1
#1 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 11:02:14 AM
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NEMA is back at it again. According to the Daily Nation today, car owners will now be required to have a clean air pollution certificate.

NEMA sets target on car drivers

Drivers with cars emitting harmful gases will be fined Sh500,000, according to new regulations designed to protect the public from air pollution.

No idea what fees drivers will be charged for this inspection to be done at certain 'authorised' garages.

Nema intends to license garages countrywide, which will inspect and issue vehicles owners with compliance certificates.

More money out of driver pockets!Sad Sad Sad
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simonkabz
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 11:09:28 AM
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Another corruption avenue created....anaitwa MISHUKI
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jawz1
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 11:49:07 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
Another corruption avenue created....


Vey true! We need intercession! Pray
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tassia
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:10:28 PM
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A great idea about stopping careless motorists who pollute our environment daily. Buy the way they want to implement it makes me wonder if these guys ever went to school. A lot of nonsense.
jawz1
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:21:26 PM
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tassia wrote:
A great idea about stopping careless motorists who pollute our environment daily. Buy the way they want to implement it makes me wonder if these guys ever went to school. A lot of nonsense.

@tassia I do agree. I'm not against removing polluting cars from the roads but asking all drivers to take personal and public vehicles for inspection opens avenues for eating. Isn't it easier to start with vehicles being manufactured or being imported to be inspected before release into the market? Just typical Kenyan officialdom!Sad
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quicksand
#6 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 4:25:59 PM
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Are Kenyan bureaucrats this retarded? This is nonsense from NEMA. They could not shut down matatus with loud music, something obvious to discern from having a pair of functioning ears - how are they going to coordinate something like this, which involves hundreds of thousands of cars, probably needs sophisticated machinery and training? 12 units? Ati one for each province? Look at the Mututho laws. I have never been accosted by cops; I even met some in a landcruiser on Elec Avenue in Westi at 3AM on a Saturday and they weren't bothered. Feel-good laws that cannot be practically implemented/enforced are useless. Another avenue to rob Kenyans, as if the 30% PAYE is not enough. Sad thing is Michuki will very likely see this through to the gut-wrenching, pocket-draining end. Now I am pi**ed off.
jawz1
#7 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 10:47:36 PM
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quicksand wrote:
Are Kenyan bureaucrats this retarded?

@quicksand, yes they are. It's only in Kenya where everyone from the carjacker to useless busybody parastatals try to make hay out of the car driver. So not amusing...
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simonkabz
#8 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 11:40:29 PM
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This one should be rejected. A time will come when u just need to buy the cert....Like pple used to buy them road licences, TLB, DL, inspection stickers n some other KRA crap.....
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jawz1
#9 Posted : Thursday, June 02, 2011 8:28:47 AM
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On a lighter note, will Guka's bijuti survive an inspection process?
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Njung'e
#10 Posted : Sunday, June 05, 2011 1:14:07 PM
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jawz1 wrote:
On a lighter note, will Guka's bijuti survive an inspection process?


It should,since it rarely ventures on tarmac roadssmile
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#11 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 10:57:29 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
jawz1 wrote:
On a lighter note, will Guka's bijuti survive an inspection process?


It should,since it rarely ventures on tarmac roadssmile


Bijuti ikinusa tarmac inazimika?! smile
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#12 Posted : Monday, June 06, 2011 11:33:57 AM
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Nonsense!!

Regulating individual lives???


Why leave the noisy matatus on the roads???

Karaos; NEMA; ..... who else is coming by???


I find this a total grab of mwananchis rights!!!


Wmalize matatyu kwanza ...... then wafagia streets in the whole country and pick all litter around halafu waje after that.....


Anything else ni upuzi!!!
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