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The Things men do!!!
Intelligentsia
#11 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 9:59:19 AM
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for a moment i thought magigi was wanjohi wa kigogoine smile
Magigi
#12 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 11:31:36 AM
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kimiri wrote:
@Magigi. Crazy. Are you identical twin brother to “Wanjohi wa Kigogoine” or you are one and the same?


...I started being myself long before the fellow was born...
FancyFace
#13 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 12:07:44 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
for a moment i thought magigi was wanjohi wa kigogoine smile


....wanjohi wa kigogoine=Wa_ithaka...smile

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
KADUSI
#14 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 1:16:44 PM
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17 Let them be yours alone,
never to be shared with strangers.
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in her the wife of your youth. [/b][/quote]
cmk
#15 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 1:17:21 PM
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Proverbs 5

1 My son, be attentive to my wisdom, incline your ear to my understanding; 2 that you may keep discretion, and your lips may guard knowledge. 3 For the lips of a loose woman drip honey, and her speech is smoother than oil; 4 but in the end she is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. 5 Her feet go down to death; her steps follow the path to Sheol; 6 she does not take heed to the path of life; her ways wander, and she does not know it. 7 And now, O sons, listen to me, and do not depart from the words of my mouth. 8 Keep your way far from her, and do not go near the door of her house; 9 lest you give your honor to others and your years to the merciless; 10 lest strangers take their fill of your strength, and your labors go to the house of an alien; 11 and at the end of your life you groan, when your flesh and body are consumed, 12 and you say, "How I hated discipline, and my heart despised reproof! 13 I did not listen to the voice of my teachers or incline my ear to my instructors. 14 I was at the point of utter ruin in the assembled congregation." 15 Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well. 16 Should your springs be scattered abroad, streams of water in the streets? 17 Let them be for yourself alone, and not for strangers with you. 18 Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, 19 a lovely hind, a graceful doe. Let her affection fill you at all times with delight, be infatuated always with her love. 20 Why should you be infatuated, my son, with a loose woman and embrace the bosom of an adventuress? 21 For a man's ways are before the eyes of the LORD, and he watches all his paths. 22 The iniquities of the wicked ensnare him, and he is caught in the toils of his sin. 23 He dies for lack of discipline, and because of his great folly he is lost.

@ pastor ,seems u left out some verses but thanks anyway for reminding us of the sweet word..
mipango ya kando ni mbaya
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
Pastor M
#16 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 1:58:32 PM
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A man woke up in the morning with a headache and saw a rose,an Aspirin, water and a note on the bed side table written on it: ‘Breakfast is on the table I am off to the store”.

When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night.

His son said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled ‘get off me lady i am married!’ ”............
Wa_ithaka
#17 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 2:36:07 PM
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Joined: 1/7/2010
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Location: nbi
A large-organed female in Dallas,
Named Alice, who yearned for a phallus,
Was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice

There was a young man from New Haven,
Who had an affair with a raven.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
She sure was in need to be shaven.

In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
leona
#18 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 4:32:32 PM
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Location: Marsabit
@Magigi
LOL!
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Impunity
#19 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 4:55:32 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
The rear balcony of Giggs apartment has been sealed for obvious reasons; until after 28-May.
Ha ha haaa.....
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Magigi
#20 Posted : Friday, May 27, 2011 10:15:56 PM
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Location: Kenya
leona wrote:
@Magigi
LOL!

...I am seeing like @nostoppingthis has outshone me for the Mbuzi meet. Do I need to up my game ama I am finished? Poor me! Hii dunia...Ukilala kidogo hakuna chako!
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