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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/8/2007 Posts: 885
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clean cave always... bushy one itaweza ficha among others 'mguu sita'
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/22/2008 Posts: 1,139
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how do u trust what is hidden in the bush "You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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Mwende wrote:& to those still doubting whether I have two balls or two rose petals, I have just checked to confirm & it reminded me of a long overdue bikini wax  someone's fibrous. if he 'mangoes' @ mwende, he will clearly need a toothpick to remove the 'manyoya' 
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/14/2011 Posts: 639
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haha you can just turn urself into a G-string or beta stil a thong!and talkng of a G-string, there was this drunkard who went home late at night to find hs wife sleeping on the bed with only a G-string on and started laughng.Asked why he was laughing he replied 'I have never seen matako yakiwa yamevaa slippers'
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 635
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Mwende wrote:MaichBlack wrote:Someone said in the other Mwende-Cave thread that a cave is definitely a bad thing especially given the size. The fellow said you might be busy asking "Iko pande gani?" only to be told "Fuda!!! Uko dani!"
@All - @user once said @Mwende might/must be a dude. What if this is true? Imagine all those sweet nothings you - led by a very own @guka - have been saying them to a dude!!! How disgusting!
@Mwende - I'm not saying you are a dude or a chick. I am just trying to put things in perspective. Just wondering, what if @user was right??? Of course he might be wrong but what if he is right? And @guka wants to be the cave keeper - or is it cave man? Hold ur horses guys…before you talk about the size of the cave, you may also want to mention that it also depends with the size of the caveman huh??? Ka ni mtu wa kupotelea dani ovo ovyo hawesmek! Luckily us ladies works out the cave every single thro kegel: Click to here to watch a demo & it really increases my libido & number of landings per session With the help of these cave gym balls that tones and tighten the muscles elasticity:  mwende's cave kanahitaji kama hii! http://www.youtube.com/w...6Ig&feature=related
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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PONDI wrote:clean cave always... bushy one itaweza ficha among others 'mguu sita' ...I prefer some tall grass around the cave. It acts as an appetizer...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Intelligentsia wrote:Mwende wrote:& to those still doubting whether I have two balls or two rose petals, I have just checked to confirm & it reminded me of a long overdue bikini wax someone's fibrous. if he ' mangoes' @ mwende, he will clearly need a toothpick to remove the 'manyoya' Never Mango a bush;its a bushy affair I can assure you. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/7/2010 Posts: 520 Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 262
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