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2012
#621 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 10:29:07 AM
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Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
sparkly wrote:
bkismat wrote:
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!

Lollest


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Too fresh!

BBI will solve it
:)
Mwende
#622 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:08:24 PM
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Joined: 7/29/2009
Posts: 217

Ni mukumenyithio gikuu kia mutiga-iri Osama muru wa Madeni uria uroragiirwo hitahitano-ini ya tharikiro ya mbutu na biraru cia America muthi wa mweri imwe mweri uyu.



Mutigairi arari muru wa atigairi Ladeni na Halima. Ni Muthuri wa Hagara Hassan. Arari na ciana mugwanja cia anake nicio Ishmaeli, Hassan, Hudim, Peka, Swanga, Abdi na labrazak na muiritu umwe niwe Hachirikazek.



Ni guka wa tucucu mirongo iri na igiri na tucukuru twingi na twaganu muno makiria.



Family na arata nimaracemania gwake mucii gitaru kia Islamabad ya gatagati Itura ria Kabul oo muthenya kwambiriria thinacara ya hwai-ini. Mahoya magakorwo muthigiti-ini wa Kweza, ithuiro ria itura ria Islamabad, gitaru kia Kabul muthi wa jumatano mweri ithatu uyu wa gatano na kurumirirwo ni mathiko oro muthenya ucio thaa inyanya hirigiti-ini cia irima nene cia Kabul.



Mucukani aromuiga handu hega hatauraga. Thii na uhoro mutiga-iri Osama, uromama kwega mwaki-ini wa icua-ini na ugie na kigiriko gitathiraga..
...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
vinii
#623 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 10:47:19 PM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
Intelligentsia wrote:
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ,,,,,the purse indeed,,,,,,
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
McReggae
#624 Posted : Thursday, May 12, 2011 8:46:14 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
SAFARICOM Dear customer,you have an outstanding okoa jahazi balance amounting to kshs 50.00. Please pay this balance as soon as possible,failure to which utahama!!
Tutakupeleka Yu au Airtel punda wewe,nkt!! Bob collymore si wenu
kumbafu!! Unadhani safaricom ni ya nyanya yako burukenge wewe?Ulikopa ...na huna pesa za kulipa?Uza simu ununue credit,shenzi nyang'au utahama wewe!!safaricom the better option
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
McReggae
#625 Posted : Thursday, May 12, 2011 8:48:07 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
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Location: Nairobi
The latest ATM in Kisumo town communicates in Dholuo! U put ur card n it says "WACHANE"? U press key 4 cash, it says "IDWARO MINYONGE ADI"? If u press the wrong key twice it says "OMERA WIYI RACH!" U ask 4 more cash it says "OMERA IRINGO NEKO" as u leave it says "DHI MABER RAURANI"
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Intelligentsia
#626 Posted : Thursday, May 12, 2011 9:31:54 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
McReggae wrote:
SAFARICOM Dear customer,you have an outstanding okoa jahazi balance amounting to kshs 50.00. Please pay this balance as soon as possible,failure to which utahama!!
Tutakupeleka Yu au Airtel punda wewe,nkt!! Bob collymore si wenu
kumbafu!! Unadhani safaricom ni ya nyanya yako burukenge wewe?Ulikopa ...na huna pesa za kulipa?Uza simu ununue credit,shenzi nyang'au utahama wewe!!safaricom the better option

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I dread the day they will invent talking ATMs, esp. when it scans the guys in the queue and announces loudly, TUSIZOEANE, MC REGGAE, INTEL NA VINII HAMNA PESA, THAT'S IT, HAMNA! BECAUSE OF WHY BASI MNA QUEUE?smile
kingfisher
#627 Posted : Thursday, May 12, 2011 4:45:12 PM
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Joined: 4/9/2008
Posts: 2,824
CP

In Ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

"That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"

"No, on the contrary....."

"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"

The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was f***ing his wife!!
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
gmimo
#628 Posted : Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:59:01 PM
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Joined: 4/24/2009
Posts: 200
carygoh wrote:
In a certain village, the chief wanted all the prostitutes to register. There was a long queue. A grandma happened to be passin by and saw her grand daughter. "Nìkìì kùrì? The grandma asked. "Nì macungwa maraheanwo kuri andu aria mendete. Cucu waited for her turn. Chief askd "cucu nìùhotaga?" grandma answered. . . Airìtu aya othe matingìnjinda, mumunyaga kinya mbegù!
Chief fainted



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2012
#629 Posted : Friday, May 13, 2011 12:14:33 PM
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Location: Nairobi

Hon. Njenga Karume

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BBI will solve it
:)
carygoh
#630 Posted : Friday, May 13, 2011 12:30:12 PM
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Joined: 5/4/2008
Posts: 1,703
"marijuana" isn't such a bad word...its kyuk for "they knew each other"

Example of application in a statement;

" marikutana, marijuana, makafedana !!!
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