There is this barber shop I went to last weekend.After cutting the customers hair , they do a good massage on your shoulders and neck to all customers.

Now being an tough African man ,Im not used to being massaged unless I'm preparing or being prepared to land .

I nearly caused an embarrassing episode when my turn arrived.The landing gear digested the massage as an opportunity to land.Remember the massage was being done by men .Imagine me ,'user',being put on by a fellow man aibu gani hii,
sitarudi huko tena.

@user, check yourself...unaweza kuwa mtu wa Men United....

Married for 6 over years .

If I found myself landing or being landed by a fellow man , I would commit suicide immediately.

This was miscommunication by the central nervous system (SNS)

Which Kinyozi is that? All the Kinyozis I have ever been to it is usually gals/women who do that.

I understand there are some kinyozis in Ngara where it is done by ladies yes, but they are actually preparing you for landing. After they do their thing, they tell you there can be a "happy ending" at the right price. He he he. A friend of mine went to one of those kinyonzis to have his beard shaved but they still gave him one serious head massage accompanied by 'accidental' body contact. When he realized what was happening, he demanded to leave. He has vowed to stick to the neighbourhood kinyozi!

@User - I think you need to talk to a professional. What happened to you ('being put on') is not normal at all!!!