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govt to pay your morgue fees for 21 days
PONDI
#1 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:49:24 PM
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yep, parliament has allowed treasury to pay your mortuary fees at all govt hospitals ... however when you are still alive but sick and struggling to pay your hospital bills ... mungu saidia wewe. and should you somehow ressurect.. the govt will promptly hand you the damn mortuary bill! basically you are worth more dead than alive, to GOK. where are our priorities?
Magigi
#2 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:00:25 PM
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...I hear there is this politician who went to see patients at thika hospital and told them,'the GOK is working hard to improve the the mortuary in the hospital. You need not worry as you will be comfortable there....'
YesuWangu
#3 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:08:38 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...I hear there is this politician who went to see patients at thika hospital and told them,'the GOK is working hard to improve the the mortuary in the hospital. You need not worry as you will be comfortable there....'



This is supposed to be a sombre thing but I couldnt help but let out a chuckle on that, Magigi.
McReggae
#4 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:20:10 PM
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Good move, I see no problem there, guesse it's because the dead are less than the sick at any one time and the bill is lesser per person hence easier to raise for the gava!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
ecstacy
#5 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:24:24 PM
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Priorities??
Impunity
#6 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:32:12 PM
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After 21 days what happens?
The body ji-sorts?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Intelligentsia
#7 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:09:15 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...I hear there is this politician who went to see patients at thika hospital and told them,'the GOK is working hard to improve the the mortuary in the hospital. You need not worry as you will be comfortable there....'
Liar Laughing out loudly
Magigi
#8 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:15:15 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Magigi wrote:
...I hear there is this politician who went to see patients at thika hospital and told them,'the GOK is working hard to improve the the mortuary in the hospital. You need not worry as you will be comfortable there....'
Liar Laughing out loudly


Ukweli...
Tommy
#9 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:21:32 PM
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ecstacy wrote:
Priorities??

talk of misplaced priorities
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
PONDI
#10 Posted : Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:23:59 PM
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Impunity wrote:
After 21 days what happens?
The body ji-sorts?

upon exhaustion of your accomodation allowance, and your relatives dont go for your remains, GOK could just sell your body parts to the universities, utakuwa 'specimen'. by the way dealing in body parts is good business. i once researched it and you will be amaized at the prices. a fine pair of big african nuts, in good condition, will fetch you tens of thousands of kshs! true story!
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