The best English I have ever read is by Wanjohi Wa Kigogoine. See link below.
THE BEST BLOG IN THE WORLD!!!!To hell with all the rules of the language. Take the language and make it your own. Say what you mean in whatever words you choose and people will understand.
I used to be a stickler for grammar but this guy has changed my world view. You do not have to follow any rules of the English language to be understood and to tell the most hilarious stories.