I am on leave... I am not making any wealth. Instead I am using what I have made. So Wazua don’t blame me...
...Now, Today I woke up with a mounted umbrella because there are floods where I am supposed to sleep. You see for my day to be good, i have to catch the ‘early bird’ thereafter followed by the ’morning glory’. I have had neither of those and as we speak the umbrella is still mounted and there are no signs of it letting go. The saddest thing is that Easter is just around the corner. This will be the first time I will spend in as many months with flooding in my bedroom. What a bad Easter it will be for me. What do you think I should do.

I have just come back from the supermarket where I provided some porn shows to those whose eyes came into contact with my zip. You see I have tried to lalisha it but imekataa. I have even gone looking for one of my briefs which I wore many many years back but still it is still pointing huko mbele....
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...!!!

am tempted to sing the Vaseline song.............but you can utilise these 4days for fasting

magigi.you want me to tell you adultery is ok but nimekataa so how about you try dry humping

next time you warn us