I remember one lady that i dated after making a kill, and when we sit in Jazz bar, her friends come and greet us. She introduce me to the girls as her boyfie. They smile and leave. Later, they meet in toilet and ask ' Ati you said who is that guy?' She say her new boyfie. They laugh loudly and tell her 'oooii nu utoi wanjohi. Kuri mundu mumaraya agakira wanjohi. Ngwiciria irima riria atari aingira exhibition icio cia Moi Ave no itarike (ooi who doesnt know Wanjohi. Is there a prostitute than Wanjohi. i think there is no hole in all Moi Ave. exbition he has never entered. The one he has never enter can be counted' When she came back to me, she looked so sad and refused to remove thururari for me.

Theuri is a man that slips tongue. He is worse than Esther Murugi, the Minister for internal displacement, if i am not wrong. He forgets very fast and when we reach near some place that has guest house, Theuri forgets he has a girl on his side and shouts to me:

' Aah Wanjohi, no uririkane kuria? kuu nikuo ndahaisheira Kalucy' (AA Wanjohi, can you member this place? this is where i climbed Kalucy)

His girl looked at him and asked ' Ati wauga atia Theuri? Ati wahaiceire u, ngai fafa kai uyu nu twinake?' (Ati what did you just say. Whom did you climb here? God, who is this i am with?)

"There is nothing that sends chill down Theuri's spine like the mention of VCT. Theuri tells me that he can never be measured because, after all, there is no cure for Mneck."


"Have you eaten a person without Makobosto? I said yes. He then asked "do u know how mneck is spread. I said yes, including Kinyozi. He continued to ask question until I felt like punching him and i think he sensed coz he gave me the good news immediately. I was so happy that i even handed over 200 bob but he refused..

If you hear him talk English, you will fall on ground with laughter. One day, he was attending a white man in his phone shop and was to explain phone features. "ee this mombire is rike eeh it work very good, ee and it live fire many days, and brutooth and two batery and email is has and eh incase sharger rost, is share with all Nokia with small end. Its camera and dvd hole and can take TV... " until the white man go for not feeling each other

"We were not accompanied by people of out that day and we were not planning to have any. ( Infact, when i am watching football and we are playing against Arsenal, I dont carry woman oh. Rest i am assured she is not seeing. If i am accompanied by woman and she is raining, we loose. In other news, there are clubs i cant watch football from. If i watch footbal from that club, we loose or draw. Where i was jama is one of them)."