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Wanjohi daily- very funny blog
Wa_ithaka
#1 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 7:51:04 AM
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I am pretty certain you'll find a story that will crack your ribs
http://wanjohidaily.blogspot.com/
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Inuendo
#2 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 8:22:56 AM
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The blog is too funny.....but the dude is giving away a lot of "secrets".Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Wa_ithaka
#3 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 10:11:47 AM
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Ile story ya "untie" (mboch was very funny. Ati he bought her 5 panties...
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dossy7
#4 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 11:01:51 AM
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Read the blog and this wanjohi is one funny manLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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MaichBlack
#5 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 11:02:26 AM
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The tomorrow of that week, i dragged her to a VCT. That reminds of of my friend of mine, we were discussing how scaring it is to go to VCT. He told us, whenever he sees those tu tents in street that measure Aids, he gets in and give them his finger and tell them 'Measure me'. We told him that that confidence is bad because, he does not do himself. He has a woman and if you listen to classic, women are beating men in their own game of muclimbano.

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Another one

I got so scared and cried in loud voice 'oooii niwanjuraga na niguo nduire ndimenyereire oooi ngai nie nindakua na ndire ndaria mundu ungi itari na mubira' (ooii you have killed me and the way i have protected myself many days. ooi i have died , i have never eaten somebody else without makobosto)

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This one I had to laugh out loud!!!

Finally...

Ga shaitani kau na gatiri thoni. Since she work in a bank, why cant she draw with people and they steal like the way other bankers are stealing millions where they work.
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MaichBlack
#6 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 11:10:02 AM
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I have a problem with one lady that is written in Bank where i keep money. She is very beautiful and has big buttocks and is yellow yellow, does not smoke and drink little beer only, she is not thin (i am African, not Englishman, i like big things). We have gone to drink beer together three times now although i have never borrowed her things in seriousness...

...She also get bored because when she come, she talk to us in English or Sheng, we return in Kisaps....

That is not the problem. The trouble is, she has this misguided notion that Wanjohi is very rich man. Once in a while, i do broking business and ask people to pay in my account. So, sometimes account read many money, but all money is not mine. I am also treasurer of many tu many chamas and i deposit all money in my account. In essence, the account read good sometime but money not mine...

...I have not returned sms or her calls. Two minutes ago, she use another phone to call me and i picked. She tried to read for me for not picking her call but i tell her that i was in meeting...

Very funny fellow!
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Wa_ithaka
#7 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 11:16:55 AM
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This Njoro KTN kept on calling even at late time but i dont know how to stop her because i was eating her every time and she had good hole. In wazee language, we call them " releaver wa mama) or standby generator.
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Inuendo
#8 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 11:46:57 AM
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"One day teacher come to class when electricity had run away and were using dim light and ask ' Who hang that shirt over there?' not knowing that it was person so black you cant see him in dark."
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Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
MaichBlack
#9 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 11:55:05 AM
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On Wednesday night, i went to watch football and when we beat somebody 1:0, i get very happy and drink much. I liked the way we bend overed somebody at their house. It was like going to a woman house, eat her thoroughly, then you refuse to leave hata pesa ya maziwa when they were refused penalty. It was so exciting, so i over drank and I was all over hangover yesterday that is why you did not see Wanjohi daily yesterday.

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How can he diss Chelsea like that?
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#10 Posted : Monday, April 18, 2011 12:24:48 PM
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The one about sending smses to ladies is just the bomb. It cracked me me up!!!

Why I no longer send/reply to smses from ladies
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