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Dad,why was Mum crying last night in bedroom? X3
simonkabz
#31 Posted : Thursday, April 14, 2011 5:07:21 PM
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Yes! Wendz fafanua!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Njung'e
#32 Posted : Thursday, April 14, 2011 6:17:55 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:


Kid: Kwa hivyo mami atakufa?

Njung'e: Hapana. Mami hatakufa.

Kid: Lakini nilisikia akisema "Oooooh God!!!! I'm coming!!!"


Njung'e: You saw your mom this morning.Did she look like someone who is going anywhere?
Kid: NOOOO!
Njung'e: Now you know she was lying.Take your sweets.smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
atiriri
#33 Posted : Friday, April 15, 2011 8:25:56 AM
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Or Baba Stacie was just disciplining Mama Stacie.
Caveman
#34 Posted : Friday, April 15, 2011 8:30:40 AM
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brav wrote:
Laughing out loudly

ili iwe funzo...
anyhoos he/she should get a big house, or make sure your master b/room is far away from the children's na hakuna jambo ya kulala na toto in the same b/room akifika 2 years out ni jaa alale na room separate.

but still HAHAHAHAHA I could have gone.

I don't get your reasoning. Do you think people leave in small houses out of choice? Everyone could be in a 5 bedroomed house if it was a matter of 'want and get'Shame on you
Alo
#35 Posted : Friday, April 15, 2011 10:42:12 AM
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Mwende wrote:
How can one hold the pleasure in on such a thunderous occasion? & esp when if its in multiples Drool Drool ? Its usually rhythmic based on pilots proximity on hittin the g-spot as he lands!! & if u both land concurrently ooooh yes! ata maneighbor wote wanamka



Asiid'oh! Weke mwana!!!!


@ Wendz please fafanua pia mimi niko manyuz
"A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her."
Tebes
#36 Posted : Friday, April 15, 2011 12:40:08 PM
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Wendz wrote:
Tebes wrote:
FundamentAli wrote:
Kwani this lady still cries after having the first baby? Nasikianga mtoto wakwanza akizaliwa, hio ndio mwisho wakulia ndio mtoto asiamke.


Ladies go for cesarian births on purpose(elective cesarian) as opposed to normal births so as not to ruin "the otherwise steamy ambience" according to one and only Mwende of Wazua(Mwende, Lollipop, March 2011). I know of a lady who has undergone three such elective Cesarian births so as to keep the husy away from newer airports. But I dont really buy into such an idea.Sad Sad


She is pretty behind news.... tell her to talk to her lady friends... these days, women opt for natural birth... and for a good reason.. technology iko and it leaves you better than before... kwani hajui hii maneno?



Huyu dada yuko wapi atufafanulie. These doctors are laughing all the way to the bank for nothing!!!
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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