That is a real mohigne Made my Friday!!

HEHE…
A beautiful woman having drinks alone in the lobby of a posh Sandton
hotel is approached by a Nigerian man who buys her a drink and starts
chatting
her up. She notices the Rolex on his wrist.

'Oh my God! That's the biggest wristwatch I've ever seen.' 'Well, my
dear, I come from Nigeria . In Nigeria , everything is big.'

Later, his phone rings. She gasps at its size. 'Oh my God! That's the
biggest phone I've ever seen.' 'My dear, didn't I tell you? In Nigeria
, everything is big.'

Later, as he's settling the bill, she sees his wallet. 'Oh my God!
That's the biggest wallet I've ever seen.' 'My dear, didn't I tell
you? In Nigeria , everything is big.'

By this time, she's downright impressed and when he asks her to spend
the night with him at his house, she eagerly agrees. Waiting for them
outside is his limo.

'Oh my God! This is the biggest car I've ever seen.' 'My dear, didn't
I tell you? In Nigeria , everything is big.'

This process is repeated when she sees his mansion, his Jacuzzi and
the size of his bed. When he takes off his clothes she cannot believe
her eyes.

'Oh my God! That's the biggest dick I've ever seen.' 'But my dear, why
are you surprised? I've been telling you all night long; in Nigeria ,
everything is big.'

At this point she takes off her clothes and they start shagging. Five
seconds into it, the Nigerian man jumps up off the bed. He is visibly
angry, calls a cab and orders her to leave his house. 'But everything
was going so well! What did I do wrong?'

'I HATE LIARS! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE ALSO FROM NIGERIA---

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, “No use knocking, there’s no paper in this one either.”

A wife buys an airtel line to surprise her husband. Later in the evening while the husband is in the sitting room and she is in the kitchen, she decides to use the new line to call her husband. She says, "Hello Darling..", and the husband replies, " kata nitakupigia, hi ng'ombe yangu iko jikoni".