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Wendz
#1 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 10:43:52 AM
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Too much politiking going around.... now, lets have some place we can lighten up...

C&P

Wife and Girlfriend !!!!!!!!

Very interesting facts
Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change u r MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with u r MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least...
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILES often do!
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MaichBlack
#2 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:01:38 AM
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Wendz wrote:
Last but not least...
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILES often do!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

Only difference in this analogy is that the viruses can be transmitted from the mobile to the TV via the owner of both. This does not happen with the actual TV and Mopile.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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wairegi
#3 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:01:58 AM
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Applause so so true. you can add so more

TVs rarely get stolen
Mobiles are easily snatched away

TVs are limited when it comes to gaming
Mobiles have a variety of games and more can be added
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selah
#4 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:07:25 AM
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smile Applause Applause Applause @wendz thats so true.
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
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Wendz
#5 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:17:15 AM
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Also forgot to add that

You can last with a TV all your lifetime as long as it works
but you have to keep upgrading your MOBILE every so often for "feel-good-factor" purposes....
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MaichBlack
#6 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:35:17 AM
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Wendz wrote:
Also forgot to add that

You can last with a TV all your lifetime as long as it works
but you have to keep upgrading your MOBILE every so often for "feel-good-factor" purposes....

Not to mention how easy it is to end up with a Chinese refurbished mobile phone all the time thinking you got the real deal .
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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kingfisher
#7 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:37:16 AM
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hahahahahahaha........

Asanta @wendz...hii vague driving me crazy.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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nostoppingthis
#8 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:41:00 AM
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When i switch them on, TV lasts and lasts while MOBILE needs recharging.
I can carry my MOBILE anywhere, and it is easy to hide.
The TV has a loud volume (even the neighbours can hear), the MOBILE is a bit more silent
Great news!! I can MUTE both of them....
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Rahatupu
#9 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:43:27 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Wendz wrote:
Also forgot to add that

You can last with a TV all your lifetime as long as it works
but you have to keep upgrading your MOBILE every so often for "feel-good-factor" purposes....

Not to mention how easy it is to end up with a Chinese refurbished mobile phone all the time thinking you got the real deal .



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Not to mention that TV can now be upgraded, falt screens, LCD, LED, Bravia etc.
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dossy7
#10 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 11:54:07 AM
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Rahatupu wrote:



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Not to mention that TV can now be upgraded, falt screens, LCD, LED, Bravia etc.

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Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Wendz
#11 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 12:36:20 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Wendz wrote:
Also forgot to add that

You can last with a TV all your lifetime as long as it works
but you have to keep upgrading your MOBILE every so often for "feel-good-factor" purposes....

Not to mention how easy it is to end up with a Chinese refurbished mobile phone all the time thinking you got the real deal .


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Reminds me of the Nokla N70(i think) someone here grabbed in town while double parking his NSE(NZE)...
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majimaji
#12 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 12:52:40 PM
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Mobile has many contacts.
TV none.
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kingfisher
#13 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 1:29:47 PM
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majimaji wrote:

Mobile has many contacts.
TV none.



Be clearer man....
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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majimaji
#14 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 2:13:08 PM
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@kfisher
...calling Contacts
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Wendz
#15 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 2:33:42 PM
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majimaji wrote:

@kfisher
...calling Contacts

Eh?
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poundfoolish
#16 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 5:56:47 PM
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TV is full of boring soaps

Mobile has infinite fancy applications and features to play with
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Wa_ithaka
#17 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 6:04:42 PM
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TV is huge. Mobile is small an easy to manoeuvre.
Mobile takes good pictures. TV ...
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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