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Hot Bench ( seat ) @ Muliro Gardens ‘cleansed’
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PuthyKrasha
#1 Posted : Wednesday, April 06, 2011 5:24:43 PM
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This bench situated at the Muliro Gardens in Kakamega has been a creaking star witness to residents’ carnal exploits. The only prop in a series of intimate encounters, which were captured by a hidden camera, it came in handy for couples intent on benchmarking their performance against the competition. But yesterday, the seat was doused with olive oil and ‘cleansed’ of its promiscuous ways by church leaders.
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Mwende
#2 Posted : Wednesday, April 06, 2011 5:36:52 PM
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Talk of mismatched priorities, yaani there were no lost sheep to go look 4 & salvage?
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Njung'e
#3 Posted : Wednesday, April 06, 2011 5:38:18 PM
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Give it to the musuem they should.
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MaichBlack
#4 Posted : Wednesday, April 06, 2011 6:21:59 PM
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Mwende wrote:


Talk of mismatched priorities, yaani there were no lost sheep to go look 4 & salvage?

Roger that!

Seriously? To what end? I think we have our priorities upside down. But then again, why go pray for a sick child and spend time with his/her family while praying for a 'famous' bench will give you more 'exposure'?

Bench haina makosa. Trace the 'bench markers' and pray for them. You can start with the repeat offenders - the ones who were captured on different days with different participants.
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Intelligentsia
#5 Posted : Wednesday, April 06, 2011 6:40:07 PM
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so when will they cleanse the thousands of lodgings/ hotels in our land where this happens with abandon
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ecstacy
#6 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 7:48:49 AM
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why stop there at this, "the bench"? many more benches, beds, backseats & beaches are calling.
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Gordon Gekko
#7 Posted : Monday, April 25, 2011 11:11:25 AM
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Now the road to the bench will be nyweeeee

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harrydre
#8 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 5:53:54 AM
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kysse
#9 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 8:26:53 AM
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Impunity
#10 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 10:37:43 AM
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harrydre wrote:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B8KMTtPXUyM


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Is that a reporter really? I was lost in those Luhya maskwembes, yaani the lady is there mpaka he daent care about the viewers as along as Unga ya ukali na terere iko kwa nymba yake!
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