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story teller
#61 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:46:19 PM
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I still remember afande akisema, "Kamneiz, kamneishon, march by numbers..one two, one two..left right, left right...the day the gals came over was the best day of my life ! Tumetoka mbali kweli..
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Kusadikika
#62 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 1:02:54 AM
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story teller wrote:


Yeah hio ni NYS! At Gilgil before the gals came over, there was one solitary truly "ugly" woman who was a nurse i think. Every guy had a serious crush on her..i mean we had no choice..ati kutafuta excuse to go the clinic to check her out lol!

That was desperation kweli..



Heshima kwanza kwa wazee. This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Now I understand Magigi better. The story I have heard about the afore mentioned woman is that she was the most beautiful woman around and she used to get more and more beautiful as the days went by. Some even swore that she was the most beautiful woman they had ever seen. Now one of the people who had sworn thus, graduated from NYS came to Nairobi went to campus and almost forgot about her until one day he met her in Nairobi and he looked at her once then again and almost thought he was losing his mind. He could not believe that he had once thought the woman he now saw was beautiful. She was the ugliest woman he had ever seen. Starvation of the eyes. You start seeing your own things.
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story teller
#63 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 4:45:19 AM
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Mpenzi wrote:
and when the gals joined us, the lady afandes would come inspecting the parade - woe unto you if there was a bump in your trousers - kijana unaamkia nani?? smile


Waaaaaaaah@Mpenzi is a dude!

@Kaigangio, your recollection of that place is amazing..

Does anyone remember "kuchoma boots" to "soften them". Making that bed and arranging everything on top of it (the fork to the left and the knife to the right) was the worst man....Woe unto you if the bed had a single wrinkle on it.

"Lecture days" were the best.. you learnt to sleep with your eyes wide open, considering you only got two hours of sleep every night!That place was pure torture,but it matured a lot of people...Guys were pledging from day one of joining college..macho men!

@Kusadikika, hio ni ukweli kabisa.
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mwenza
#64 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:15:42 AM
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Mpenzi wrote:
and what were the smaller boys in our midst called - kadogos? - the ones who would be sent around to do afandes' errands.



At parade/marching time, the same kadogos mutated to dikdiks as the tall ones became right-markers.
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Kaigangio
#65 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:19:15 AM
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@ story teller,

did you ever observe the bones of the meat that we used to eat...those were not cattle bones..could be buffalos and sometimes got an impression that we were eating zebras or donkeys..OMG!!!

@ mwenza,

most of those kadogos were "nongwes"
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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mwenza
#66 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:21:17 AM
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Ja-Kom wrote:
And this was for how long before someone got out?



only three months but the first two months felt like two years.
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mwenza
#67 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:24:48 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:

@ mwenza,

most of those kadogos were "nongwes"



True dat. You know they were like houseboys for the afandes so they started thinking like mboches.

@Kaigangio...Its NCO not NCIO. NCO stood for Non-Commissioned Officers.
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Kaigangio
#68 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:28:31 AM
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@ mwenza,

ati two months!!..first two weeks when you started shouting left right left right the whole day and not getting any opprtunity to to take a breath after exhaustive activities...

remember walking to Tumaini, a distance of 40km and we were expected to go and prepare supper on arrival at 2.00am in the morning!!! although this was a little later..
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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mwenza
#69 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:30:08 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:

Heshima kwanza kwa wazee. This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Now I understand Magigi better. The story I have heard about the afore mentioned woman is that she was the most beautiful woman around and she used to get more and more beautiful as the days went by. Some even swore that she was the most beautiful woman they had ever seen. Now one of the people who had sworn thus, graduated from NYS came to Nairobi went to campus and almost forgot about her until one day he met her in Nairobi and he looked at her once then again and almost thought he was losing his mind. He could not believe that he had once thought the woman he now saw was beautiful. She was the ugliest woman he had ever seen. Starvation of the eyes. You start seeing your own things.



This phenomenum is not a preserve of NYS only. Those who have been to Japan will recall that when you land there, you notice that all ladies look extremely ugly. After around two months, they all look as cute as the cutest gals in kenya. I guess its all as a result of deprivation.
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nostoppingthis
#70 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:30:11 AM
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segemia wrote:
I had brother who was always complaining about being fed with too much raw (uncooked) njugu karanga. And they were meant to reduce the libido.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Is it true you guys?????


Raw njugu reduces libido!? really? I thought it is the kerosene-laced beans?
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