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story teller
#61 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:46:19 PM
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I still remember afande akisema, "Kamneiz, kamneishon, march by numbers..one two, one two..left right, left right...the day the gals came over was the best day of my life ! Tumetoka mbali kweli..
It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
Kusadikika
#62 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 1:02:54 AM
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story teller wrote:


Yeah hio ni NYS! At Gilgil before the gals came over, there was one solitary truly "ugly" woman who was a nurse i think. Every guy had a serious crush on her..i mean we had no choice..ati kutafuta excuse to go the clinic to check her out lol!

That was desperation kweli..



Heshima kwanza kwa wazee. This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Now I understand Magigi better. The story I have heard about the afore mentioned woman is that she was the most beautiful woman around and she used to get more and more beautiful as the days went by. Some even swore that she was the most beautiful woman they had ever seen. Now one of the people who had sworn thus, graduated from NYS came to Nairobi went to campus and almost forgot about her until one day he met her in Nairobi and he looked at her once then again and almost thought he was losing his mind. He could not believe that he had once thought the woman he now saw was beautiful. She was the ugliest woman he had ever seen. Starvation of the eyes. You start seeing your own things.
story teller
#63 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 4:45:19 AM
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Mpenzi wrote:
and when the gals joined us, the lady afandes would come inspecting the parade - woe unto you if there was a bump in your trousers - kijana unaamkia nani?? smile


Waaaaaaaah@Mpenzi is a dude!

@Kaigangio, your recollection of that place is amazing..

Does anyone remember "kuchoma boots" to "soften them". Making that bed and arranging everything on top of it (the fork to the left and the knife to the right) was the worst man....Woe unto you if the bed had a single wrinkle on it.

"Lecture days" were the best.. you learnt to sleep with your eyes wide open, considering you only got two hours of sleep every night!That place was pure torture,but it matured a lot of people...Guys were pledging from day one of joining college..macho men!

@Kusadikika, hio ni ukweli kabisa.
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mwenza
#64 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:15:42 AM
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Mpenzi wrote:
and what were the smaller boys in our midst called - kadogos? - the ones who would be sent around to do afandes' errands.



At parade/marching time, the same kadogos mutated to dikdiks as the tall ones became right-markers.
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Kaigangio
#65 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:19:15 AM
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@ story teller,

did you ever observe the bones of the meat that we used to eat...those were not cattle bones..could be buffalos and sometimes got an impression that we were eating zebras or donkeys..OMG!!!

@ mwenza,

most of those kadogos were "nongwes"
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mwenza
#66 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:21:17 AM
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Ja-Kom wrote:
And this was for how long before someone got out?



only three months but the first two months felt like two years.
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mwenza
#67 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:24:48 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:

@ mwenza,

most of those kadogos were "nongwes"



True dat. You know they were like houseboys for the afandes so they started thinking like mboches.

@Kaigangio...Its NCO not NCIO. NCO stood for Non-Commissioned Officers.
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Kaigangio
#68 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:28:31 AM
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@ mwenza,

ati two months!!..first two weeks when you started shouting left right left right the whole day and not getting any opprtunity to to take a breath after exhaustive activities...

remember walking to Tumaini, a distance of 40km and we were expected to go and prepare supper on arrival at 2.00am in the morning!!! although this was a little later..
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mwenza
#69 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:30:08 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:

Heshima kwanza kwa wazee. This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Now I understand Magigi better. The story I have heard about the afore mentioned woman is that she was the most beautiful woman around and she used to get more and more beautiful as the days went by. Some even swore that she was the most beautiful woman they had ever seen. Now one of the people who had sworn thus, graduated from NYS came to Nairobi went to campus and almost forgot about her until one day he met her in Nairobi and he looked at her once then again and almost thought he was losing his mind. He could not believe that he had once thought the woman he now saw was beautiful. She was the ugliest woman he had ever seen. Starvation of the eyes. You start seeing your own things.



This phenomenum is not a preserve of NYS only. Those who have been to Japan will recall that when you land there, you notice that all ladies look extremely ugly. After around two months, they all look as cute as the cutest gals in kenya. I guess its all as a result of deprivation.
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nostoppingthis
#70 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:30:11 AM
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segemia wrote:
I had brother who was always complaining about being fed with too much raw (uncooked) njugu karanga. And they were meant to reduce the libido.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Is it true you guys?????


Raw njugu reduces libido!? really? I thought it is the kerosene-laced beans?
Kaigangio
#71 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:31:19 AM
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@ mwenza,

i am familiar with NCO, but the slang language was ncio...nobody ever pronounced it N C O...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mwenza
#72 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:33:21 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
@ mwenza,

ati two months!!..first two weeks when you started shouting left right left right the whole day and not getting any opprtunity to to take a breath after exhaustive activities...

remember walking to Tumaini, a distance of 40km and we were expected to go and prepare supper on arrival at 2.00am in the morning!!! although this was a little later..


For me I only started enjoying the exercise when rumours of the pass-out started trickling in.
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jguru
#73 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:38:03 AM
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Magigi wrote:
...And when the ladies joined us, Afande Tuju could be heard shouting to the women...'Inua mguu GK (Government of Kenya) ionekane' The ngothas given to women had GK inscribed where the airport is located (don't ask me how I found out but just a small leakage, a certain short kamkamba guy kulaad 50 bob to arrange!!!).


Ati inua mguu...! Hilarious!

You guys are pre-historic. Respect!
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
mukiha
#74 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:45:44 AM
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Mwende wrote:
av heard lot of storoz about that place...why was it scrapped again? we should have been given a chance too...

It was never "scrapped"; it died away quietly when the first 8-4-4 lot finished form 4.

I never went there; I found a way around it.... long story.... but I know a guy who drunk two bottles of chili-sauce and did 50 push-ups then went to the nurse. She diagnosed elevated temperature, high blood pressure and high heart rate. They guy was "acquitted" on health grounds and allowed to go home immediately.

He thinks he managed to cheat the system; but I think they were afraid of what he might do next... perhaps the acquittal was on psychological considerations - the guy deemed suicidal.
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
dossy7
#75 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 9:59:32 AM
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Wow best thread ever i agree and u guys are old big up
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Jacy26
#76 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:02:16 AM
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mukiha wrote:


I never went there; I found a way around it.... long story.... but I know a guy who drunk two bottles of chili-sauce and did 50 push-ups then went to the nurse. She diagnosed elevated temperature, high blood pressure and high heart rate. They guy was "acquitted" on health grounds and allowed to go home immediately.

He thinks he managed to cheat the system; but I think they were afraid of what he might do next... perhaps the acquittal was on psychological considerations - the guy deemed suicidal.


Uuiii @Mukiha, I sure hope that was not you, eh?
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Intelligentsia
#77 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:05:33 AM
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I missed all this, really wished I attended.

Kaigangio wrote:
he ordered me to eat the three loaves....nothing was impossible..


@gizzard, you actually 'massacred' 3 loaves each 500gms?

@ Mukiha,I posit that YOU are the one who drank the 2 chupas of chilli sauce...smile
Kaigangio
#78 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:05:38 AM
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@ mukiha

actually the programme died when the last but one form 6 in the former 7-6-3 system of education left NYS...

i heard that the programme was costing the GK a hooping over 100m in those three months...and somehow became unsustainable...

sadly it only ran for 5 years
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mukiha
#79 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:09:13 AM
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BTW: I still vividly remember how this whole idea started in 1978. Moi was giving his first Jamhuri Day speech as president. In it he mentioned that the government was planning to introduce a "National Service Programme" for second-year university students. The idea being that they would be enlisted into the civil service for a year to do odd-jobs in their field of study and get paid some little pocket money.

That was in the official written speech. When he finished reading; he elaborated a few things in Kiswahili and there he explained the new idea using the example of a student studying an agricultural degree: "Tutatume yeye kusaidia wakulima kwa mwaka mmoja. Halafu tuta pea yeye pesa kidogo ya kununua chakula na nguo. Baada ya mwaka, atarudi shule na kumaliza masomo yake.

"Mtu kama huyo atapata experience ya kazi na atatusaidia kupunguza garama ya mishahara ya serikali..."

Or something to that effect. [Do I need to translate?]. At the time, I thought it was a brilliant idea, until the media reported the story the following day saying "University students to get para-military training"

I wondered whether we were listening to the same speech...

Anyway: the idea was left hanging and no one mentioned it for four years... then came the 1982 Coup attempt. And UoN [the only university at the time; KU was KUC and JKU was under construction as JKCAT] students joined the "Power" brigade led by the Air Force...

When things cooled down; JJ Kamotho announced that it is necessary to discipline students before they joined the university, and therefore, the NYS programme was quickly put together in 1983 [I think]. The first group was there for only one month...

And now I remember why the programme was stopped....

Due to the large number of university students expected in the A-Level + 8-4-4 double intake, Egerton University was allowed to use the Gigil Camp as its Laikipia Campus.

So, the NYS had to move out of the place. There was no other camp to accommodate the pre-university programme students [this time the number was double that of previous years].

Therefore, the idea died a natural death.
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
Kaigangio
#80 Posted : Friday, April 01, 2011 10:10:05 AM
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@ intelligensia

i ate 3 loves of bread...i think ishould have pressed for my name to be entered in the Guiness book of records...

@ mukiha.

so it was you that the afande osole was telling us about...aaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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