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Wendz
#21 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:27:37 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Best thread ever!
Wendz
#22 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:29:29 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Wendz,
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What did you expect while what you were eating was half green grams and half ballastLaughing out loudly

@Magigi,
Eti kufanya nini??Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....wewe bure kabisaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


@guka..... you should know..... chewing ukuta mbaya!
mwenza
#23 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:30:31 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
@ mwenza/magigi,

were you ever ordered to go out and water the flowers during a heavy downpour?



What was even worse was "paliliaring" the gardens in the afternoon after the same had been "paliliwad" in the morning.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
mwenza
#24 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:33:22 PM
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'user' wrote:
Mnaongea nini hapa? sinyiti hata !!



This is one thread where mr google is totally impotent.
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Wendz
#25 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:35:06 PM
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nani alikula kwa TV?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
mwenza
#26 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:37:12 PM
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@Magigi/Kaigangio................The only thing I learned was that one can fall asleep while standing and even when you fall down, you continue sleeping on the ground.
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selah
#27 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:37:39 PM
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its this kind of threads that you bow down in respect and walk away....
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
Magigi
#28 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:38:27 PM
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Before the weekly lectures that we used to have from invited guests, Githinji would coach us on the questions we should ask. he would tell us, Msiulize maswali ya kijinga ama ya kisiasa...uliza swali ya maana kama, ' Raisi wa kenya ni nani? and when Bishop Ndingi came, he gave this example, Uliza swali la maana kama, ' how many disciples did Jesus have? That was one good experience...
Lolest!
#29 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:46:43 PM
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Change the title of this thread to NYS Camp. Ama u guys r not discussin Gilgil?
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Kaigangio
#30 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:54:13 PM
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indeed it was a good experience...

one day i went to the tuck shop to buy bread and some neighbours sent me, so i was buying three loaves of bread...as i was entering the nest i met an afande who called me names and told me that hapa sio Serena ama hilton... then he took me to their shed...he had a flask full of tea and he ordered me to eat the three loaves....well well well amri ni kubwa kuliko aliyeitowa and nothing was impossible..
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mwenza
#31 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 2:04:45 PM
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...........Na hiyo dressing ya kupanga tuvitu kwa kitanda, hata boots!! NKT!
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gathinga
#32 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 2:16:11 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
indeed it was a good experience...

one day i went to the tuck shop to buy bread and some neighbours sent me, so i was buying three loaves of bread...as i was entering the nest i met an afande who called me names and told me that hapa sio Serena ama hilton... then he took me to their shed...he had a flask full of tea and he ordered me to eat the three loaves....well well well amri ni kubwa kuliko aliyeitowa and nothing was impossible..


ukameza loaf tatu!Applause
mwenza
#33 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 2:28:57 PM
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Lakini route-match haikuwa baaaaaya sana.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
Jump-steady
#34 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 2:41:32 PM
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Sad Interesting, Seems like we have world war II veterans here in Wazua.
mukiha
#35 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 2:52:26 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Change the title of this thread to #$%^&. Ama u guys r not discussin *&^%?

sasa wewe shida yako ni nini?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
Jump-steady
#36 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 3:09:29 PM
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d'oh! So it's about their NYS days, now i get it.
McReggae
#37 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 3:17:53 PM
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Jump-steady wrote:
d'oh! So it's about their NYS days, now i get it.


....took you that long???
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
segemia
#38 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 3:26:23 PM
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I had brother who was always complaining about being fed with too much raw (uncooked) njugu karanga. And they were meant to reduce the libido.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Is it true you guys?????
nostoppingthis
#39 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 3:35:14 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
@ mwenza,

i only used to see yellowman from afar...there is that guy, omondi tuju whom i fast encountered when we entered that RV location for the first time...he looked at me from toe to my hair and...wewe umekaa mbaya kama ngozi ya make***...and when other kurutus laughed...nyinyi mnanionyesha meno, hamjui nimeona meno mengi hata ya shawa (lice) na nzi pia...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This is the best i've heard in a while

Former NYS people, congratulations! That must have been a good experince, and moments to be cherished, they've shaped your lives.

The clossest the young folks here can relate with this is high school (ya ushago)....
Mpenzi
#40 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 3:52:56 PM
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and when the gals joined us, the lady afandes would come inspecting the parade - woe unto you if there was a bump in your trousers - kijana unaamkia nani?? smile
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