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mwenza
#11 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 12:46:36 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
@ mwenza,

if i ever meet that guy (kofa)face to face i will just kill him right there and then...for the anguish and pain that he took me through in a two hour rendezvous...with his "huu uwanja (drill ground) ni gazzetted" phenomenon...




There was another one called Githinji aka Yellowman, thats the one I will kill if we ever met..........He used to make me "mea" almost daily because my face(after shaving) was never as smooth as k@#$ ya mtoto.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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mukiha
#12 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 12:53:37 PM
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'user' wrote:
Mnaongea nini hapa? sinyiti hata !!

You are either too old or too young... Which is it?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Kaigangio
#13 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 12:56:19 PM
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@ mwenza,

i only used to see yellowman from afar...there is that guy, omondi tuju whom i fast encountered when we entered that RV location for the first time...he looked at me from toe to my hair and...wewe umekaa mbaya kama ngozi ya make***...and when other kurutus laughed...nyinyi mnanionyesha meno, hamjui nimeona meno mengi hata ya shawa (lice) na nzi pia...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Njung'e
#14 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:00:09 PM
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I was not there....some close friends from LAB,78th,KAIME and support group....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Magigi
#15 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:01:47 PM
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...I was in Ndovu or something like that and Githinji was my Commander...Man...I always used to be dirty...no matter how many hours I put into ironing my uniform...
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gohill
#16 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:06:04 PM
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Location: Kenya
Aki am just laughing. I think it was very hilarious for those who had to mandatory pass through there. Ati..''wewe umekaa mbaya kama ngozi ya make***..''. That was a nice one.
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Magigi
#17 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:10:56 PM
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Location: Kenya
mwenza wrote:
@Kaigangio/magigi..........I will never forget what transpired during the final rehearsals kwa uwanja wa tarmac after the arrival of airports from the other part of R.V.

Remember afande solomon declaring...."Sasa kina dada watafungua minguu(stand attention) halafu wanaume waende raundi moja moja"


...And when the ladies joined us, Afande Tuju could be heard shouting to the women...'Inua mguu GK (Government of Kenya) ionekane' The ngothas given to women had GK inscribed where the airport is located (don't ask me how I found out but just a small leakage, a certain short kamkamba guy kulaad 50 bob to arrange!!!).
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Kaigangio
#18 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:13:14 PM
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@ mwenza/magigi,

were you ever ordered to go out and water the flowers during a heavy downpour?

kungaa (polishing and shining)boots from 9.00pm upto 2.00am in the morning...and then at 2.30 or 3.00am we go for 5BX to cover 15km every day?

remember also the meals and daily activities that made us go for long calls only once or twice a week...

nothing was impossible here..
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Magigi
#19 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:20:35 PM
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@Kaigangio/Mwenza
....Having been ordered to do 40 push ups for hiding in the tolet during 5BX, I could only manage 20 good ones. The rest I was just moving my arse up and down. The Afande looked at me and said,' Sioni vile kutoXXX mchanga itakusaidia...na ukimaliza usafishe hio nyasi...My!!!
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Njung'e
#20 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 1:27:24 PM
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@Kaigangio,
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What did you expect while what you were eating was half green grams and half ballastLaughing out loudly

@Magigi,
Eti kufanya nini??Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....wewe bure kabisaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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