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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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you reminded me of a secluded region in former R.V where some not very lucky guys for a couple of weeks were being forced to shout... left! right! left! right! left! right! kamneiz halt!! check! one, two!!! from morning till evening with a brief lunch break...it was indeed a tough job that was only meant for a few choosen ones...me included... could you be farmiliar with these heavenly hells???...i read that you know "skiving"...typical language... just curious...  ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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@Kaigangio
...Yes...those days at R.V. Reminds me of a guy standing at attention next me be shout at..'Kijana toa hio chpa kwa mfuko, inaaribu dressing. Then the Kijana answers,'Afande, hii sio chupa ni kuwakawaka nimewaka' We all went down in laughter and that meant 20 push ups there and then... Them days...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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There was this Turkana lady who had spent a night out with a comrade.Midday the following day,she turns up at the commander's office and asks to see Kariuki.Guy was out on some sentry assignment and the boss asked the lady if he would be of any help....The lady says,"Nimerudisha mali ya serikali" while placing some wrapped items on the table.On openning it,Afande found two used condoms. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ magigi there was this wafande with mawe tatu who stopped a kurutu because the kurutu was not shouting left! right! loud enough...the kurutu ignored...and the wafade shouted at him...wewe kurutu huoni niko na mawe ngapi!!! the kurutu answered...afande, unajua tumeona mawe mengi hata kwa ndengu.... a quarter of that plateful of ndengu meals was pure gravel (stones)and we ate them.... ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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@Kaigangio/magigi..........I will never forget what transpired during the final rehearsals kwa uwanja wa tarmac after the arrival of airports from the other part of R.V. Remember afande solomon declaring...."Sasa kina dada watafungua minguu(stand attention) halafu wanaume waende raundi moja moja" IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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Does anyone here know of a character called Kofa? Bwana I never saw him smile, must have been a brother to Mario Balotelli. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/3/2010 Posts: 1,141 Location: Londokwe
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Mnaongea nini hapa? sinyiti hata !! 2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Haki mmemunch chumvi!! Much respect!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ mwenza, if i ever meet that guy (kofa)face to face i will just kill him right there and then...for the anguish and pain that he took me through in a two hour rendezvous...with his "huu uwanja (drill ground) ni gazzetted" phenomenon... ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ magigi/mwenza/guka, Cameroon was my nesting ground...what about you? ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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Kaigangio wrote:@ mwenza,
if i ever meet that guy (kofa)face to face i will just kill him right there and then...for the anguish and pain that he took me through in a two hour rendezvous...with his "huu uwanja (drill ground) ni gazzetted" phenomenon...
There was another one called Githinji aka Yellowman, thats the one I will kill if we ever met..........He used to make me "mea" almost daily because my face(after shaving) was never as smooth as k@#$ ya mtoto. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/27/2008 Posts: 4,114
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'user' wrote:Mnaongea nini hapa? sinyiti hata !! You are either too old or too young... Which is it? Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ mwenza, i only used to see yellowman from afar...there is that guy, omondi tuju whom i fast encountered when we entered that RV location for the first time...he looked at me from toe to my hair and...wewe umekaa mbaya kama ngozi ya make***...and when other kurutus laughed...nyinyi mnanionyesha meno, hamjui nimeona meno mengi hata ya shawa (lice) na nzi pia... ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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I was not there....some close friends from LAB,78th,KAIME and support group.... Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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...I was in Ndovu or something like that and Githinji was my Commander...Man...I always used to be dirty...no matter how many hours I put into ironing my uniform...
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/23/2010 Posts: 182 Location: Kenya
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Aki am just laughing. I think it was very hilarious for those who had to mandatory pass through there. Ati..''wewe umekaa mbaya kama ngozi ya make***..''. That was a nice one.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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mwenza wrote:@Kaigangio/magigi..........I will never forget what transpired during the final rehearsals kwa uwanja wa tarmac after the arrival of airports from the other part of R.V.
Remember afande solomon declaring...."Sasa kina dada watafungua minguu(stand attention) halafu wanaume waende raundi moja moja" ...And when the ladies joined us, Afande Tuju could be heard shouting to the women...'Inua mguu GK (Government of Kenya) ionekane' The ngothas given to women had GK inscribed where the airport is located (don't ask me how I found out but just a small leakage, a certain short kamkamba guy kulaad 50 bob to arrange!!!).
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ mwenza/magigi, were you ever ordered to go out and water the flowers during a heavy downpour? kungaa (polishing and shining)boots from 9.00pm upto 2.00am in the morning...and then at 2.30 or 3.00am we go for 5BX to cover 15km every day? remember also the meals and daily activities that made us go for long calls only once or twice a week... nothing was impossible here.. ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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@Kaigangio/Mwenza
....Having been ordered to do 40 push ups for hiding in the tolet during 5BX, I could only manage 20 good ones. The rest I was just moving my arse up and down. The Afande looked at me and said,' Sioni vile kutoXXX mchanga itakusaidia...na ukimaliza usafishe hio nyasi...My!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Kaigangio,  What did you expect while what you were eating was half green grams and half ballast @Magigi, Eti kufanya nini?? ....wewe bure kabisa Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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