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Tycoon!
#31 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 6:31:00 AM
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Joined: 9/11/2007
Posts: 62
Location: Nairobi
u go to the shop and hear someone ask,'nipatie ile bamba 50 ya zain'

IF YOU EVER LOSE,MAKE SURE YOU NEVER LOSE THE LESSON!!
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McReggae
#32 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 6:55:00 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
At a local where beer is 80/=.........you dish out 1 sok and the waiter asks how you ......nilete moja?????

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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adept
#33 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 8:43:00 AM
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Joined: 12/8/2008
Posts: 359
Just seen @pretty's profit warning post and thought it is interesting that the term often refers to a potential loss rather than simply a dip in profits.

If hip hop lovers are called hip hop heads,is it ok to refer to rock fans as rock heads?...sounds weird.
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gk
#34 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 9:00:00 AM
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Joined: 5/17/2008
Posts: 489


who went to this school?

' shree cutchi leva patel samaj school........!!!!!!'
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wazamali
#35 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 9:01:00 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142
Huuyo ni binadamu ya m**i ya kuku

Chunga mali yako...
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adept
#36 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 9:02:00 AM
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@gk - Sounds like a consensus crisis among the school's founders...
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oops
#37 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 9:33:00 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 234
when you buy eggs keep in the kitchen then in the morning you can't find them uou go like. 'wapi mayai yangu?'


Bother not about yesterday's mistake,try to correct it today and avoid it tomorrow.
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bwenyenye
#38 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 10:49:00 AM
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Joined: 5/24/2007
Posts: 1,805
kubaff....

I laugh even when I see someone driving a KBF...
I Think Therefore I Am
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nyangao
#39 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 12:53:00 PM
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Joined: 6/26/2008
Posts: 190
nipe keki,-this referring to scones or madathi

hey
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kafein
#40 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2009 12:56:00 PM
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Joined: 2/16/2008
Posts: 35
enda umwambie aende akuje
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