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wazamali
#21 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 1:04:00 PM
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Joined: 11/19/2009
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chai ya milo

Chunga mali yako...
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dajoe
#22 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 1:27:00 PM
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kenya polytechnic university college

'Everything is okay in the end,if it's not ok,then it's not the end.'
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Mr.Tea
#23 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 1:38:00 PM
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Joined: 12/4/2008
Posts: 341
Location: Nairobi
@justrant,
Kutwaa is kunyakua,kuchukua. I believe you meant kutoa.Ama?

Patience Pays in Guaranteed Checks
Patience Pays In Guaranteed Checks.
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starr
#24 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 1:43:00 PM
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Joined: 5/22/2009
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mali, that is a killer.
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justrant
#25 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 1:59:00 PM
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Posts: 36
@Mr Tea,kiswahili ngumu bwana
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Kaigangio
#26 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 3:51:00 PM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
pigeni makofi kumekujwo!......

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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mlefu
#27 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2009 11:39:00 AM
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Joined: 2/11/2007
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Location: nairobi
some small car was blocking our way in a jam,the mad matatu guy literally sat on the horn cursing with all the impossible words..from nowhere,a policeman shows up and goes 'hii gari yako ni horny sana' ..it took me two seconds to digest what he meant ..up to now,i know thats the funniest line nimesikia allday

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
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Jacy26
#28 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2009 12:35:00 PM
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The Kenya Institute of Management School of Management,
what hogwash!

I will praise thee,O Lord my God,with all my heart: And I will glorify thy name forever more. Psalms 86:12
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love - Maya Angelou
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MADE
#29 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2009 12:41:00 PM
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Joined: 11/12/2007
Posts: 391
Kenya Polytechnic University College

It's not where yu are,but where yu want to be.
Age is transforming me into an Elder;becoz Admin hasn't made me one.
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Mali
#30 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2009 1:24:00 PM
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Joined: 7/3/2008
Posts: 238
kumbe chips ni viazi................ old but still love it!

if the incompetent and the reckless compete,the result is a disaster.. MN
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