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christian
#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 8:05:00 AM
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Joined: 6/2/2009
Posts: 31
nipe hiyo Kasuku (Reffering to every plastic container as kasuku)
Ama 'blueband when actually reffering to a different magarine

Why??
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Impunity
#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 8:07:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
KCB Bank in Uganda.

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Goals
#13 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 9:54:00 AM
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Joined: 10/6/2008
Posts: 118
You are very less .......ati wewe ni kidogo sana

'men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken' (Matthew 12:36). 'set a guard over my mouth and keep watch over the door of my lips' (Psalms 141:3). 'I have hidden Your word in my heart that I might not sin against You' (Psalms 119:11). Fear sees stumbling blocks,Faith sees stepping-stones!
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brav
#14 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 9:59:00 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
child 1 asks : Tunaitwa?

Child 2 responds: Hatwitwi !!


Usichoke kutafuta salary
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wanyuru
#15 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 10:12:00 AM
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Joined: 11/29/2007
Posts: 948
Omo ya Toss
ama Kasuku ya Kimbo (refering to a Kimbo plastic container)

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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mlefu
#16 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 10:15:00 AM
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Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
brav.. chai mugagatu!!!! lmao

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
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Mosby
#17 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 10:36:00 AM
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Joined: 1/26/2009
Posts: 45
Mtu wa bara : 'mnafanya nini?'

Mtu wa pwani : 'twala'

Mtu wa bara : 'haya malizeni kutwala twende'.....


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Njunge
#18 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:38:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Mosby,

Hiyo ni kali sana.........i startled a customer.....!!...Haya.Pia wewe maliza kutwala...!!...


God gives,mugikuyu takes.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Mali
#19 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 12:09:00 PM
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Joined: 7/3/2008
Posts: 238
G for Jesus and J for Germany!

if the incompetent and the reckless compete,the result is a disaster.. MN
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justrant
#20 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 12:16:00 PM
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Joined: 11/25/2008
Posts: 36
He was present to present the presents.....alikuwako kutwaa zawadi
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