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Sober
#1 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 4:24:00 AM
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thee are some things we say that are opposite or bring outa funny mening:

'amka ukalale'

'glass ya mabati'


A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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jammo
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 4:57:00 AM
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Blackie ya red! (referrin to a red blackmamba bicycle.)

..if it is not expressly prohibited in law.. DO IT!!!!
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mukiha
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 5:12:00 AM
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Joined: 6/27/2008
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Plastic paper bag. [Is the bag made of plastic or paper?]

Behind the gardens...Behind the wall...Under the tree (Including: Red...Dark Blue...Yellow)
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Pierce
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 5:25:00 AM
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Joined: 3/16/2009
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'Pass me sauce'.........everyone calling tomato sauce just 'sauce' even when we have both tomato and chilli sauce
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skjay
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 5:53:00 AM
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Can you climb down right now!!!

We Pierce,hiyo yako sio oxymoron bwana.
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mtaalam
#6 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 7:14:00 AM
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And direct translations...
Kanyanga mafuta! Step on the fat!

The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.
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Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 7:15:00 AM
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...beat a corner....

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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willin2learn
#8 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 7:29:00 AM
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You can't me! - hauniwezi
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Chaka
#9 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 7:30:00 AM
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Joined: 2/16/2007
Posts: 2,114
Kenya Bus za Uganda
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mlefu
#10 Posted : Wednesday, June 03, 2009 7:39:00 AM
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Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
KCA university .....Kenya college of accountancy University... and a few other that my neighbour..i think you guys call him President Kibaki created..



muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
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