CP

MUTHAIGA GOLF CLUB RULES.

1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play.

2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to... check the shaft stiffness before play.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The objective of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play in the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved

viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least

temporarily at the course owners request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one

match

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· IS IT TRUE?


Luhya women don't 'get laid', they get 'benched'....

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· Jimmy Gathu aki***** Muliro Gardens he will find that there is
nothing to tap into his calculator: Rent=0 lodging=0 dinner=0.....

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· That Muliro Gardens mama gives a whole new meaning to
bench-press....

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· It Safe to say that in Kakamega they don't have Chairmen but
Benchmen...

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· Overheard “tunaomba serikali iweke cushions kwa bench ya muliro na
Tents”

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· In Kakamega they don't 'chips funga', they 'bench press.'

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· The guy who benched the fat lady has the solution to the BIG BANG
THEORY......

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· Father and son at a rugby game...

Son: Father..why are there so many Luhyas on the field at one go during the
game

Father: They don't want to risk sending the Luhyas to the bench son...

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· Welcome to the BENCH where we are ALL SEX ALL THE TIME.

What a bench! What a garden! and its allslippery, Ladies and gentlemen, its
not over until the fat lady comes.

You simply cannot make this up!.....

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· Unlucky is the man who decides to make a flute from the bench at
Muliro Gardens ...

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· Kenyan lodgings have finally gone green......

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· At least there are cops at Muliro Gardens so they have protected
sex.....