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Mwende
#91 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:50:36 PM
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Joined: 7/29/2009
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Sad Sad Sad
hii siwesmake….cant, wont, wasn’t made 4me... Av tried many many times so i will quit trying


Other ladies, how do you stand this?

Guys, why does the 1% really matters whereas you have 99%?????????? I have spiced with all other bednastics available, but this I wont…


Now the other problem is when its his turn to mango Eh? (lolz) me... muhadhara hio
...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
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Mwende
#92 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:55:47 PM
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Posts: 217
MaichBlack wrote:
@Mwende - By the way, have you considered outsourcing?

It could be task specific - Clinton algorithim. No landing, just lollipoping. For the airport that wins the tender that is. You can even include technology transfer in the contract!



Landing…. check
Technology transfer… check
Pearl necklace….double check
Strip dance…check
Bathroom quickie…check
Lollipoping…..N/A
...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
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Mpenzi
#93 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:35:51 PM
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Joined: 10/17/2008
Posts: 1,234
Mwende wrote:
Sad Sad Sad
hii siwesmake….cant, wont, wasn’t made 4me... Av tried many many times so i will quit trying


Other ladies, how do you stand this?

Guys, why does the 1% really matters whereas you have 99%?????????? I have spiced with all other bednastics available, but this I wont…


Now the other problem is when its his turn to mango Eh? (lolz) me... muhadhara hio


Sasa mango ninini?
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Shak
#94 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:46:47 PM
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Joined: 2/22/2009
Posts: 2,449
Location: Africa
@mwende, why not try this peremende thingi in the bathroom? That way you can scrub him clean before partaking.
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jguru
#95 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 4:55:23 PM
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Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
Mpenzi wrote:
Mwende wrote:
Sad Sad Sad
hii siwesmake….cant, wont, wasn’t made 4me... Av tried many many times so i will quit trying


Other ladies, how do you stand this?

Guys, why does the 1% really matters whereas you have 99%?????????? I have spiced with all other bednastics available, but this I wont…


Now the other problem is when its his turn to mango Eh? (lolz) me... muhadhara hio


Sasa mango ninini?


Check urbandictionary.com. Mwende's favourite site. smile

http://www.urbandictiona...m/define.php?term=mango

Read No.2 smile Umeshika sasa?
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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famooz
#96 Posted : Sunday, March 20, 2011 2:17:56 PM
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Joined: 11/19/2007
Posts: 2,047
Pablo wrote:

Yani this is the thread that finally brings Famooze and Leona back to life.

Waaaa ati necklace!!! Maajabu



hahhaha @ Pablo, well......can't blame us. Mwende has given lollipop a whole new DIMENSION :D
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Intelligentsia
#97 Posted : Monday, March 21, 2011 10:16:19 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
mwende, the 1% could be the thing, maybe only thing, that matters!

@mwende=mukhamba(with an exclamation point), discuss (10 marks)
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quicksand
#98 Posted : Monday, March 21, 2011 10:39:01 AM
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Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
I am reading this with my fingers hovering over the 'Alt + Tab' keys for a quick window switch in case somebody strolls over....tooooo hot!!!!!
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nostoppingthis
#99 Posted : Monday, March 21, 2011 3:58:27 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
I will patiently wait for Friday, to send my reply (been away from wazua for too long)
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Njung'e
#100 Posted : Monday, March 21, 2011 4:09:56 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Mpenzi wrote:

Sasa mango ninini?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray Pray ....We are in the same boat..But don't worry.Mahali Wazuans wawili ama watatu wamekutana kwa sababu ya kujua hii maneno....watasikizwa na watajibiwaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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