Ati some returnee introduced his local wife to his foreign wife as domestic help?

"How much do I pay in American dollars?" they may ask puzzled pump attendants and taxi drivers...

NKT!!!

I gree but come on! whhy ask about dollars,if you are back home,it is always easier to transact in Kshs.....anyday!

Things that make me laugh everytime i am flying back home esp. after boarding the connection flight to nrb.

1. Extra tight clothes( mind you they advice you against tight clothes while travelling) and very very tight jeans with a chain hanging on the right side
2. Exaggerated bling,yellow eye lashes,layers and layers of make-up ( never mind it will all get smudged by the time the journey is over)
3. boots ( even in august)
3. big colourful handbags
4.Most kids have dolls,even the ones who should have outgrown dolls

Then the food comes and there is free alcohol. ......you know what follows

Kenyans be natural,be yourself and no,it is not cool to pretend you have forgotten your mother tongue.! :)

the tourist syndrome....
another one I know made us stop so he could take a photo of a pothole.