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Njung'e
#11 Posted : Friday, March 18, 2011 2:56:45 PM
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Bree wrote:
Actually there some others called P*nis gummies, shape is same but different sizes...lol tho I wouldn't mind a pack :)

Now, 4yr old Tom Cruise daughter was caught on camera mumunyaing them... early this week. Don't some people need ' parenting for dummies' manual

I've been wondering ka kuna za hii sehemu nyeti ingine...???


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...There goes my naughty gal!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Tommy
#12 Posted : Friday, March 18, 2011 5:06:38 PM
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Mwende wrote:
gadj wrote:
Now for the likes of @Mwende who doesn't like the fleshy lollipop this should be good news at least they have several flavors, shapes and sizes. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Ooolala... Drool Drool Drool i think i missed the news that day, waliseme ni supa market gani hio i pitia today?

U can use them for mazoeziLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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grolut
#13 Posted : Friday, March 18, 2011 9:15:34 PM
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Think that's bad look at what the Japanese do. There aren't any graphic pictures but it could raise a few eyebrows if you're at work http://bit.ly/ba51jB
In a place where thought is abandoned, freedom can become a curse.
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Mpenzi
#14 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:31:42 AM
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Am surprised Carygoh has not yet commented on this thread smile
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mwenza
#15 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:20:46 PM
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Mpenzi wrote:
Am surprised Carygoh has not yet commented on this thread smile



You mean upto now you don't know that Bree=Carygoh?
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Lolest!
#16 Posted : Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:32:36 PM
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mwenza wrote:
Mpenzi wrote:
Am surprised Carygoh has not yet commented on this thread smile



You mean upto now you don't know that Bree=Carygoh?

aiih? I thought Karigo is a plug bree is a socket?
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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qw25041985
#17 Posted : Sunday, March 20, 2011 12:47:07 AM
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Supa Ongea tarrif

Subscribers of Koinangecom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangecom CEO Mr. My- Call Jose said this new tariff will be changing depending on where you are and how congested the network is.

According to details released to the press, the following are the biggest benefits of joining the Super-Ingia Tarrif.

1) Subscribers will be able to enjoy more than one call-girl at the same rate at certain times of the day.



2) Off-peak rates for call-girls will be as low as 80 cents per minute during dawn hours. Subscribers are hence adviced to pick call-girls at this hour and enjoy longer call-girl hours at cheaper rates.

3) Depending on the location of the call-girl, the tarrif will be changing. Picking up a call-girl in the sex-CBD aka Kionange street will cost a lot more than picking one in Laikipia.

4) The tarrif does not apply to outbound call-girl services. Tourists and foreign diplomats will therefore still pay the full rates for call-girls.

5) The tarrif is only applicable to sex-calls. Each SMS (Stick Mouth-Stimulation) will still cost Ksh 3.50. Services to anal-ther network will cost the usual Ksh 15.00 per minute.

6) To see the current rate on the Super-Ingia tarrif, you are required to activate your sex-info service and the current rate will be displayed on your HARDset. Please note that not all HARDsets support the sex-info service.

7) If your HARDset does not suppport the sex-info service, inorder to see your current super-ingia rate please press 010 on your hardset. The digit '1' is the big one between the two zeros...

Hahaha.... nyeef... HOT scratch card are no longer in stock...

Majjuh,

For CEO,

Koinangecom..
Your future depends on your dreams so go to sleep !
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qw25041985
#18 Posted : Sunday, March 20, 2011 12:53:52 AM
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please dnt have a orgasm. she's my wife BTW !!!!!!!!!!!

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Your future depends on your dreams so go to sleep !
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qw25041985
#19 Posted : Sunday, March 20, 2011 12:55:20 AM
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Your future depends on your dreams so go to sleep !
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nostoppingthis
#20 Posted : Monday, March 21, 2011 3:05:09 PM
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[quote=qw25041985]please dnt have a orgasm. she's my wife BTW !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.kenyanlist.co...03_s_20110305090841.jpg[/quote]

and I always thought you reply to matters stocks only...
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