OBSERVATIONS.........For the entire duration Van Bus was on the pitch, the carling cup finalists had zero shots on and off target.
DEDUCTIONS.........Had Van Bus remained on the pitch the statistics on shots on/off target would not have changed.
CONCLUSION.........These Carling Cup side, which can't even win the plastic trophy, were destined to fire blanks on the night.
RECOMMENDATION.........Mr Bean's philosophy has miserably failed and should therefore go home or promptly be dispatched to The Hague for crimes against aseno fans.
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