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No wonder Thika Road is taking so long to be completed..
Elder
#21 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 5:38:31 PM
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Wendz wrote:
Now what do you call this? Mpango wa barabara?
Arent we kenyans making Jimmi Gathu's job difficult - sorry, interesting?


Difficult? We Kenyans are keeping Jimmi Gathu in business and laughing all the way to hi mpango...
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
kingfisher
#22 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 5:40:41 PM
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kenmac wrote:
One Chinese said, chinese products do not last very long...maybe this includes the baby


wewe ni bure kabisa.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
kenmac
#23 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 9:51:40 PM
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>> @King, it would be unfair to call such a girl some funny name like waitherero or wangechi..



lets propose names, with a chinese accent,



i say, Jiyeon xi ping
......Ecclesiastes
kadonye
#24 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 10:12:10 PM
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This shows how much we worship lighter skinned humans. Huyo dame ni BK! First time and you go all that way?
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
kadonye
#25 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 10:14:03 PM
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kenmac wrote:
>> @King, it would be unfair to call such a girl some funny name like waitherero or wangechi..



lets propose names, with a chinese accent,



i say, Jiyeon xi ping

ama Supa Hai Wei Laughing out loudly
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
Sigiriri
#26 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:38:52 AM
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@Kadonye - umedinya point hapo - first time and she went all the way. Inakaa alikatiwa na akatoboka in about 5 minutes it takes the short ride from Juja to Ruiru. Useless!! Pia manze Supa Hai Wei is way cool! Wacha aitwe Supa Hai Wei.

BTW, I know the family - I come from that area. The dad and cucu of this gal are fire! Am sure they told her avae uniform aende barabara atafute huyu 'Chu' mpaka ampate - ama aletee wu yi aibu mpaka they decide to 'settle out of court'

I would have put ABK but let me google it first, ama NKT? I dont know what these things mean.
nostoppingthis
#27 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:41:47 AM
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QD wrote:
The baby is so cute!!!!


is QD a socket?
wakagori
#28 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 9:31:48 AM
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hawa wa-chinese wako na tabia mbaya sana, and as someone rightfully said...some kenyan chics adore anything in white skin. I live in Nyayo embakasi and they are doing phase 3. every nightfall you will spot them in dark corners awaiting clearance to land..., they also pry on some bar hostesses hapo seasons and well after mutothos hours you will see mots with foggy windows. who can blame them!
Impunity
#29 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 9:45:05 AM
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wakagori wrote:
hawa wa-chinese wako na tabia mbaya sana, and as someone rightfully said...some kenyan chics adore anything in white skin. I live in Nyayo embakasi and they are doing phase 3. every nightfall you will spot them in dark corners awaiting clearance to land..., they also pry on some bar hostesses hapo seasons and well after mutothos hours you will see mots with foggy windows. who can blame them!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#30 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:15:44 AM
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Chinese Man + Kikuyu woman = ChiKuyu baby!!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
annsal
#31 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:33:37 AM
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Sigiriri wrote:
@Kadonye - umedinya point hapo - first time and she went all the way. Inakaa alikatiwa na akatoboka in about 5 minutes it takes the short ride from Juja to Ruiru. Useless!! Pia manze Supa Hai Wei is way cool! Wacha aitwe Supa Hai Wei.

BTW, I know the family - I come from that area. The dad and cucu of this gal are fire! Am sure they told her avae uniform aende barabara atafute huyu 'Chu' mpaka ampate - ama aletee wu yi aibu mpaka they decide to 'settle out of court'

I would have put ABK but let me google it first, ama NKT? I dont know what these things mean.



@ sigiriri- ABK means absolutely bure kabisa

NKT- its more of showing disgust at something- u know the way naijas use their tongues, n pull their mouths to click, something like that.
God loves a Trier!
Djinn
#32 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:56:10 AM
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kadonye wrote:
kenmac wrote:
>> @King, it would be unfair to call such a girl some funny name like waitherero or wangechi..



lets propose names, with a chinese accent,



i say, Jiyeon xi ping

ama Supa Hai Wei Laughing out loudly


Supa Hai Wei Applause
Djinn
#33 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:17:10 PM
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Levity aside, as today (8 March 2011) is International Women's Day. lets overlook her naiveté and commend her for seeing through the pregnancy - and what a BEAUTIFUL girl!

Lets not have a discussion about her intentions and simply agree she was naive. If she had intentions to reel in the guy, she would NOT have reached full term after realising she'd not find him. Lets instead lambaste the women who do that. Those that see a pregnancy as a meal ticket...

Patricia should keep the baby and raise her - I am sure after that story there will be no shortage of well wishers. She needs help and understanding. She must have been forced to look for him following pressure at home - desperation...





carygoh
#34 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:48:45 PM
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Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
One wonders how she was katiwa'd, I am told the Chinamen involved the construction don't understand a word of English


its true this guyz dont know english.......pengine alitumi signs ama alikuwa na translator
akisema 我想要一些 unatranslate "i want some"
Think Positive Test Negative
wanjirus
#35 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 3:46:53 PM
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wakagori wrote:
hawa wa-chinese wako na tabia mbaya sana, and as someone rightfully said...some kenyan chics adore anything in white skin. I live in Nyayo embakasi and they are doing phase 3. every nightfall you will spot them in dark corners awaiting clearance to land..., they also pry on some bar hostesses hapo seasons and well after mutothos hours you will see mots with foggy windows. who can blame them!


Am trying to develop a scene in the mind of how landing would go like comparing it with what happens in a movie, the weird thing they do before the actual fight and the makmende(master)touch of the actLaughing out loudly
Njung'e
#36 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 4:15:04 PM
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carygoh wrote:
pengine alitumi signs ama alikuwa na translator
akisema 我想要一些 unatranslate "i want some"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Carygo.....Wewe umetuwacha kabisaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
carygoh
#37 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 4:22:33 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
carygoh wrote:
pengine alitumi signs ama alikuwa na translator
akisema 我想要一些 unatranslate "i want some"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Carygo.....Wewe umetuwacha kabisaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


niko hapa hapa tu
Think Positive Test Negative
DJ Soxxy
#38 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 9:17:34 PM
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Impunity wrote:
mlefu wrote:
what the hell is wrong with us and this 15 minutes of pleasure with irreversible consequences... mtoto kando..what about HIV!!!!!!


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
You are sure your type of one-night stands lasts that long?
The grobal average is 2 minutes!PAP!
smile smile

they last a whole night...hence their name
Impunity
#39 Posted : Wednesday, March 09, 2011 9:43:16 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Chinese Man + Kikuyu woman = ChiKuyu baby!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

karqui
#40 Posted : Wednesday, March 09, 2011 10:32:48 AM
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carygoh wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
carygoh wrote:
pengine alitumi signs ama alikuwa na translator
akisema 我想要一些 unatranslate "i want some"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Carygo.....Wewe umetuwacha kabisaLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


niko hapa hapa tu



@carygoh
wo hen hao kabisa.
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