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Inmate hid 30 items in Butt
PuthyKrasha
#1 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 3:02:02 PM
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SARASOTA COUNTY - A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he had hidden in his rectum as he stood before the judge.

The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.

According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.

Lansing, 33, now faces charges he possessed a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County jail.

He is being held there without bail.
If i showed you where i live, you would think that i was hiding.
mlefu
#2 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 3:12:09 PM
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d i s g u s t i n g
simonkabz
#3 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 3:18:22 PM
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Huyo jamaa apewe medal.
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 3:20:16 PM
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kenmac
#5 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 3:25:07 PM
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lip balm container
syringe
......Ecclesiastes
McReggae
#6 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 3:32:26 PM
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.....is he a socket???
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kenmac
#7 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 3:59:15 PM
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with the photo provided, this is a plug, 415v.
or one that can tap electricity directly from a turbine
......Ecclesiastes
phantom
#8 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 5:57:54 PM
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McReggae wrote:
.....is he a socket???

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kadonye
#9 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 7:51:35 PM
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McReggae wrote:
.....is he a socket???

if it is a he he cannot be a socket! Maybe a plug that allows other plugs to plug-in.
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#10 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 8:21:57 PM
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kadonye wrote:
McReggae wrote:
.....is he a socket???

if it is a he he cannot be a socket! Maybe a plug that allows other plugs to plug-in.

lets just say he has a plug and a socket, just that he is not using them in the right way. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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