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Je, Matumbo ni nyama? Special Edition.
Impunity
#1 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 10:29:30 AM
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Last night while watching Chirchir on NTV I made a discovery I could not explain!

You see my mama and Impunitlet are in shags for the last 4 days or so.I have been left with the task of removing pre-cooked food from the fridge and heat/warm them in the microwave oven for the past 4 days.

Now yesterday I was watching Chichir and decided to multi task by warming matumbo in the Microwave oven while watching "cheap ladies" dying just because they think Baraza is the hotest male alive!

When I went back to the kitchen to bring my food, there was no matumbo in the bowl.The content had been splattered all over the oven cavity and the whole place was smelling like Kichinjio.

My question to @Njung'e,@Wendz, @wazuans and all senior citizens, why do matumbo behave like popcorns when microwaved?
d'oh! d'oh!
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 11:14:57 AM
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Ama the cow ate popcorns?
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Jus Blazin
#3 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 11:34:44 AM
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HAHAHA!!! Ati the cow ate popcorns??? Are you a pharmacist?? Hii ni fyam!
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
mlefu
#4 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 11:39:12 AM
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Quote:
"cheap ladies" dying just because they think Baraza is the hotest male alive!
...who is Baraza?
klan
#5 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 11:50:58 AM
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dont be jealous. if that's their opinion,then it should be respected
carygoh
#6 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 11:54:29 AM
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mlefu wrote:
Quote:
"cheap ladies" dying just because they think Baraza is the hotest male alive!
...who is Baraza?



some actor
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vinii
#7 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 12:35:42 PM
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the spattering of the matumbo was as a result of wrong microwave settings..too much heat is not good, let it warm gradually at reasonable temperatures...warning - never attempt to warm a boiled egg in the microwave unless you are looking for a mini-explosion!!
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
gmimo
#8 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 12:35:46 PM
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Baraza acted in Tausi them days...he is known by the name Ken Ambani...smile smile
Impunity
#9 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 1:58:54 PM
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klan wrote:
dont be jealous. if that's their opinion,then it should be respected


If you could see how some hapless ladies shouted their hearts out!And mind you they appeared married with golden wedding rings on them fingers.
I pity they huzzies;they are married to zombies!
Pray
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bwenyenye
#10 Posted : Friday, March 04, 2011 2:45:11 PM
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@User,

Matumbo trascends microwaves or the other way around. Ama uliwekelea chini kwa ile glass huzunguka!!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

No I know, you were drooling for for 'cheap ladies' while setting the microwave..Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool
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