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Citizen TV and Mexican Soaps....Shieeetest!
bwenyenye
#21 Posted : Wednesday, March 02, 2011 4:18:07 PM
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TV stations in Kenya virtually exist for 'political news'designed to achieve some political patron his mileage. The rest is mainly hogwash!!! I prefer listening to radio in the evening. It makes me relax and enjoy my evening.I actualy end up having so much time to catch up with everyone around.

I know quite a number of decision makers who have no time for TV or even newspapers. So I do not understand why someone would pay KShs3M to air an advert. I think it is based on a myth really.
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YesuWangu
#22 Posted : Wednesday, March 02, 2011 4:32:31 PM
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This is why I invested in a playstation 2. 3 ni pesa nyingi......anyway, I have never regretted that decision.

If I get visitors at prime time, I would rather put family tv, or helicopter, to watch the lies....

There is no good tv station. No, not one!
Impunity
#23 Posted : Wednesday, March 02, 2011 5:28:11 PM
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YesuWangu wrote:
This is why I invested in a playstation 2. 3 ni pesa nyingi......anyway, I have never regretted that decision.

If I get visitors at prime time, I would rather put family tv, or helicopter, to watch the lies....

There is no good tv station. No, not one!


The helicopter tv beats them all;pure entertainment, non corrupted.
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YesuWangu
#24 Posted : Thursday, March 03, 2011 7:31:43 AM
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Impunity wrote:
YesuWangu wrote:
This is why I invested in a playstation 2. 3 ni pesa nyingi......anyway, I have never regretted that decision.

If I get visitors at prime time, I would rather put family tv, or helicopter, to watch the lies....

There is no good tv station. No, not one!


The helicopter tv beats them all;pure entertainment, non corrupted.


LOL! I saw him selling some tap water with different labels for
a) home - if you have too many flies just spray it and the witchcraft behind the flies will be destroyed and the flies will go

b) business - if your business is failing, (e.g. because you are bad in book keeping) just spray the water and whatever is arresting your business will be destroyed...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Forester
#25 Posted : Thursday, March 03, 2011 8:14:49 AM
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YesuWangu wrote:
Impunity wrote:
YesuWangu wrote:
This is why I invested in a playstation 2. 3 ni pesa nyingi......anyway, I have never regretted that decision.

If I get visitors at prime time, I would rather put family tv, or helicopter, to watch the lies....

There is no good tv station. No, not one!


The helicopter tv beats them all;pure entertainment, non corrupted.


LOL! I saw him selling some tap water with different labels for
a) home - if you have too many flies just spray it and the witchcraft behind the flies will be destroyed and the flies will go

b) business - if your business is failing, (e.g. because you are bad in book keeping) just spray the water and whatever is arresting your business will be destroyed...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


c)And if you have a headache just spray the water in your mouth and swallow and the headache will disappear pap!!!I pity the congregationSad
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bird_man
#26 Posted : Thursday, March 03, 2011 8:47:35 AM
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And you can mpesa or send your cash to equity bank account!Mind you he doesnt sell the water . . . .he gives it to you free once you send some support to his church!Why lie,I tune in daily to laugh at the congregation.Pure fun!
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Burning Spear
#27 Posted : Thursday, March 03, 2011 9:07:08 AM
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when I saw this topic,I did some research on the citizen clientele based on the mexican soaps in the office and realised that its a hit and way ahead of other struggling stations like NTV.

Out of 10 married people I talked to,7 said their wives or themselvels (incase of women I talked to) are addicted to the soaps.
and in all the 10,their house girls are 100% Naija naijalised !

Conclusion ;Citizen nows the market and they should continue vivyo hivyo !!
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
Impunity
#28 Posted : Thursday, March 03, 2011 10:44:19 AM
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bird_man wrote:
And you can mpesa or send your cash to equity bank account!Mind you he doesnt sell the water . . . .he gives it to you free once you send some support to his church!Why lie,I tune in daily to laugh at the congregation.Pure fun!


For those of us who are still in black as to what is this Helicopter ministries, tune in to GBS TV everyday around 9.15 pm.

There is no more entertainment than this.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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YesuWangu
#29 Posted : Thursday, March 03, 2011 10:59:16 AM
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Impunity wrote:
bird_man wrote:
And you can mpesa or send your cash to equity bank account!Mind you he doesnt sell the water . . . .he gives it to you free once you send some support to his church!Why lie,I tune in daily to laugh at the congregation.Pure fun!


For those of us who are still in black as to what is this Helicopter ministries, tune in to GBS TV everyday around 9.15 pm.

There is no more entertainment than this.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Family tv is currently going through a similar money hunting episode. Only that they show American preachers who you cannot debate with, only because they will inundate you with words you will hardly get space to interject.....


Back to helicopter, people queue to get into the place. The pilot then shoots some questions which all the respondents promptly answer in the affirmative. Some give themselves away when they hesitate to answer before delivering the 'correct' answers. Talk of coaching witnesses..... Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
kadonye
#30 Posted : Thursday, March 03, 2011 11:26:36 AM
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I think I should try watch helicopter. Seems it is more interesting than the ordinary comedies.smile

On those soap operas, guess they must be the most watched TV programs otherwise they would not be aired at peak time...All the same, I hate them!
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