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Useless Arsenal!
MaichBlack
#31 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 11:00:40 AM
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masukuma wrote:
hata kikombe ya plastic team A haiwezi shinda baada ya miaka hii yote?

Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
theman192000
#32 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 1:05:57 PM
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Robinhood wrote:
As I watched Arsenal surprisingly lose the Carling Cup final to Birmingham on Sunday, I remembered an old tale from Hans Christen Andersen called “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”


Recently I had the chance to speak with Patrick Vieira about his former club. He told me, during a short interview, that he felt sorry for Arsenal because they were missing a couple of key ingredients.





For a second there, I thought we had some serious reporter on Wazua by the name Robinhood until I read it was an article from CNN!
K22
#33 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 1:51:15 PM
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Police have confirmed that two premiership footballers have had their homes burgled. Ryan Giggs lost 10 premiership medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup medals, 8 community shield medals, 2 club championship medals and 1 super cup medal. Robin Van Persie lost a DVD player and a toaster....


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McReggae
#34 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 2:26:27 PM
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K22 wrote:
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Police have confirmed that two premiership footballers have had their homes burgled. Ryan Giggs lost 10 premiership medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup medals, 8 community shield medals, 2 club championship medals and 1 super cup medal. Robin Van Persie lost a DVD player and a toaster....


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mwenza
#35 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 2:40:53 PM
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The carling cup match confusions explained:-


1) Still don't know what the Koscielny/Szczesny confusion was about. Spelling each other's surname?

2) Birmingham really spoiled Arsenal's party. Even after the final whistle, the Gunners were asking whether Cesc Fabregas would be allowed to go up and lift the trophy.



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reddevil
#36 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 2:42:37 PM
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K22 wrote:
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Police have confirmed that two premiership footballers have had their homes burgled. Ryan Giggs lost 10 premiership medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup medals, 8 community shield medals, 2 club championship medals and 1 super cup medal. Robin Van Persie lost a DVD player and a toaster....


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Whaaaaaaat tooo tooo deadly.

Enyewe guys tuwachane na wao sasa...eish....my ribs are hurting...


mwenza
#37 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 2:43:45 PM
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McReggae wrote:
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K22 wrote:
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Police have confirmed that two premiership footballers have had their homes burgled. Ryan Giggs lost 10 premiership medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup medals, 8 community shield medals, 2 club championship medals and 1 super cup medal. Robin Van Persie lost a DVD player and a toaster....


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
mwenza
#38 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 2:45:32 PM
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reddevil wrote:
K22 wrote:
Quote:
Police have confirmed that two premiership footballers have had their homes burgled. Ryan Giggs lost 10 premiership medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup medals, 8 community shield medals, 2 club championship medals and 1 super cup medal. Robin Van Persie lost a DVD player and a toaster....


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Whaaaaaaat tooo tooo deadly.

Enyewe guys tuwachane na wao sasa...eish....my ribs are hurting...





Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
MaichBlack
#39 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 3:26:02 PM
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mwenza wrote:
Birmingham really spoiled Arsenal's party. Even after the final whistle, the Gunners were asking whether Cesc Fabregas would be allowed to go up and lift the trophy.

This was the most comical of all. Two football pundits/Arsenal fans were discussing this issue on a certain program before the game and looking back at the conversation, I can't help but laugh out loud!

They had two different schools of thought. The first one was of the opinion that Fibreglass will be allowed to lift the cup 'in a suit'. He even cited precedents for this! Apparently Arsenal were to seek permission from the league to allow this to happen - Googled it - true story! He he he.

The second fan had a more radical idea. That Fibreglass be put on the bench and two minutes before the final whistle he substitutes someone - because by then the game 'will be safe' - again He he he. He can then run around a bit without even trying to play. His reasoning? If fibreglass 'plays' for even 30 seconds he will not be denied his winners medal. So in addition to lifting the cup, 'he will get his winners medal'.

At no point did any of them mention words like "if". It was like they were simply going to pick the cup from their grandmother's house!

Now you can understand why I can't stop laughing - even as I am typing this!!!
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smano
#40 Posted : Tuesday, March 01, 2011 3:51:16 PM
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@MaichB, now I've heard it all...just goes to show the contempt with which they regarded the opposition...even the fates could not allow it!
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