Dudes,

I have this Nandi neighbour
who spends soo much on splendour

forgetting to pay her bills
and of late has been visited by so many ills

now has tapped into my elec meter
making her bills so much the lighter

but my monthly hell
a seemingly bottomless well

how do I exert revenge on her?
how do I serve revenge on her and her elec appliances so we that the next time she sees a meter she goes to therapy?

what have you done in similar circumstances?

There are just some things you dont associate with ladies...... I have no idea how you revenge on this one......

dude,

why state the obvious
would you have rather read the lady with the big arse?

would it have mattered if I said Luhya
or Luo
or Pokot
or Boran

you are the one who sees in tribe
but i will offer you a bribe

ooops not a good word to use
as the many thinkers have subjected to abuse

a thief will remain a thief
whether she is Luhya
or Luo or Pokot
or Boran

dude,

life's one big poem
not an ode to lamen-t

life my dude is what we make it to be
and so I ask once again revenge how do I serve?

for she is not my wife
nor are her kids my stive

i have my paradise to protect
and my daily problems to forget

so when she loads me her bills without asking
she stops me cold in my basking

and that is not a pretty thing
to do to a willing neighbour

*yawn*