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Higlightzz, week ending Furahiday 25Feb
ProverB
#1 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 7:54:35 AM
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Joined: 3/12/2010
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Location: Eastlander
LOL Friday!

Standard 8 Mock Exams Insha submitted from Kogeloshire. smile

Umuhimu wa maji.

Samani ya kitambo, siku ule mimi alikuwa mitoto wa skuli, maalimu nalikuwa namambia sis ya kwamba, maji ni msuri saidi muloyo kwa kurudho mswak, kuosa mwili na kumupa dhian'g diel na hata mumbwa kunywa.

Sasa, wacha mimi kuelesee wewe kisa. Siku moja, kama sisi uko attention katika pared, maalim olikuja kufanya soprise peksen kwa mitoto yote! Eh! Yawa! Sis hawakutarajia i tell you.

Bas! Olipokuwa anapeksen, iko mitoto moja olipatikana na ochafuu ya singo, marateng ti!

Omera, mitoto olikula fibok rua! rua! rua! Na saa huo huo, mara hio hio,mischana ilikuwa ya klas ya juu, mara moja omesaatumwa gindo kukelo pi ya kuosa hii mitoto chaf. Tena kwa pared! Mbele ya skul yote! Ai!

Hee! mi namambia wewe, Ghafula bin vu, alioswa pap! na ao ao mischande wakubwa hapo kwa pared duk sikiti, thiringiny watu yote akiona wao.

Mimi, kusema tu ukweli, aliona ayub sana kwa yeye. Chakore chieng'no, mimi olkata suruale ni afadhal mimi ooge kwa riba dala kusinda kuoswa na mschana sikul, mbele ya pared. Ni siku mimi ositasahau ya kuwa maji en very muhim!

Utawesa kweli? Aje sasa? Haiweskan.
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
ProverB
#2 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 8:01:30 AM
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Joined: 3/12/2010
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Location: Eastlander
courtesy of my pastor!
...Life is too brief to be entirely serious. God has a sense of humor or mankind wouldn't embrace laughter. So as you live, laugh. And as you laugh, love and pass it along :)

awesome weekend people. Baraka.
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
Surealligator
#3 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 8:52:04 AM
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Joined: 6/27/2008
Posts: 709
Location: Velayat-e Faryab
Impunity was handed back his eldership title by Wazua management. He is no longer a 'User'.
Go overdrive in purchasing the goods when there's blood on the streets, expecially if the blood is your own
wazua
#4 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 9:53:44 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 679
Dear Members,

It's Furahiday the 25th of Feb and as per our new tradition, please join us in compiling the Highlightzz from Wazua and beyond.

Thank you to @Surealligator and @ProverB for starting us of. We love it all though we noticed:

- Yesterday, Wazua was visited 6,000 times with 27,395 pageviews, despite not having links to Muliro - The post that never was
- Good news of @Elder's newborn and the unending debate on @carygoh's gender - Elderling
- And best of all a week of fabulous results from Barclays, KCB, NIC, discussed exhaustively in the Investor section


Let's enjoy and discover.
The Wazua Spirit

muganda
#5 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 10:23:26 AM
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Joined: 9/15/2006
Posts: 3,905
@ProverB, good one.

Ohhh mine favourites:
@McReggae's uninstalling dictator graphic http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&m=151103

The heroism of Lawyer Mbugua Mureithi http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.as...&m=150842#post150842

@alykhansatchu's post on twitter
- The power of the mobile phone -
Mohamed Bouazizi His act of self-immolation might have passed unnoticed but it was captured on a cell-phone camera



Oooh and the principals grow up from nursery to primary school but the struggles continue smile
Impunity
#6 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 11:18:02 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Surealligator wrote:
Impunity was handed back his eldership title by Wazua management. He is no longer a 'User'.


Applause Applause

Those who loved me, leo tukamate mbili-mbili baridi na wet fry hapo West.
smile smile

For @Mc na kadhalika wenye kutakia mtu nia mbaya, mezeni nyembe.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

carygoh
#7 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 11:23:25 AM
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Joined: 5/4/2008
Posts: 1,703
wazua wrote:
Dear Members,

It's Furahiday the 25th of Feb and as per our new tradition, please join us in compiling the Highlightzz from Wazua and beyond.

Thank you to @Surealligator and @ProverB for starting us of. We love it all though we noticed:


- Good news of @Elder's newborn and the unending debate on @carygoh's gender - Elderling



this was courtesy of one njunge and nonstopping na nimetangaza msimamo
Think Positive Test Negative
redondo
#8 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 11:45:51 AM
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Joined: 12/2/2009
Posts: 161
Location: nairobi
BBK, KCB and NIC banks' splendid financial performance.

Can we start a Wazua bank?
kadonye
#9 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 12:05:11 PM
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Joined: 5/30/2009
Posts: 1,390
The misinterpretation of Uhuru's remarks

http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...spx?g=posts&t=11123

The beginning of the end of Gaddaffi's reign
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
anasazi
#10 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 1:41:45 PM
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Joined: 6/8/2007
Posts: 675
LOL. Impunity really had to control himself to avoid posting the link in the post that never was! That's my highlight!
Form is temporary, class is permanent
nostoppingthis
#11 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 3:20:57 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Surealligator wrote:
Impunity was handed back his eldership title by Wazua management. He is no longer a 'User'.


@Impunity, alias @benchmarker....pombe zangu na @Wendz tunangoja...Bob's (kwa @McReggae) ama West Mall?
muganda
#12 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 4:20:16 PM
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Joined: 9/15/2006
Posts: 3,905
Now how did I forget? Thoroughly enjoyed two updates on Wazua facebook page.

Three Maasais vs. Fifteen Hungry Lions. They steal meat from 15 Lions and walk away. What bravery!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeNTMmltyc

Bruno Mars - Grenade
And this song is still ringing in my head - imagine 94 million views - incredible the magic of Bruno Mars; such a lyricist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs



Impunity
#13 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 4:34:07 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
nostoppingthis wrote:
Surealligator wrote:
Impunity was handed back his eldership title by Wazua management. He is no longer a 'User'.


@Impunity, alias @benchmarker....pombe zangu na @Wendz tunangoja...Bob's (kwa @McReggae) ama West Mall?


@Bob's, but @McReggae lazima atubu dhambi kabla ashike Summit yangu baridi.smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

nostoppingthis
#14 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 4:39:49 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
kangi
#15 Posted : Friday, February 25, 2011 5:14:56 PM
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Posts: 526
nostoppingthis wrote:

@Mugamda really amazing stuff
@nostopping Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

U've really made my Furahiday
Accept no one's definition of your life; define your life.
Mercie
#16 Posted : Saturday, February 26, 2011 8:44:52 PM
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Joined: 2/4/2009
Posts: 42
The revolting index, Kenya tops the list!

http://blogs.wsj.com/sou...evolting-index/?mod=e2tw
Go borrow vessels!
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