The Perfect Worker
1 Bob Smith, my assistant
programmer, can always be
found
2 hard at work in his cubicle.
Bob works independently,
without
3 wasting company time talking
to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting
fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on
time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his
work, sometimes skipping
coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated
individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high
accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly
believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber
employee, the type which
cannot be
11 dispensed with.
Consequently, I duly recommend
that Bob be
12 promoted to executive
management, and a proposal will
be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my
shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly
re-read only the ODD numbered
lines.
Your future depends on your dreams so go to sleep !