C & P


BRAINS


In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their

Family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the

Worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain

Transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the

Brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great
Length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, " R 5,000 for a male brain, and R 200 for
a Female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
Eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to
Control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used, the male
Brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new"

@Gohill

but how could they say that!!! ati "پيدا يست نور اگر رفت سايه سايه پيدا نيست پي" thats to me sounds like a lie.

الدجاجروث

One night 4 campo students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The dean was a just person so he said that you can have the re-test after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. the test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 MARKS:


MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS:
All questions are compulsory.
Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among he four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended----- (30 Marks)
Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre. ------ (20 Marks)
Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- (28 marks)
Q.5. Who was driving---------- (20 marks)

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Tahidi high had a program (last month i think) along this theme..... found it dull...