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Kunyamba kwapigwa marufuku Malawi!
Kusadikika
#1 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:12:22 AM
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Sio Mimi ninasema bali ni sheria mpya itakayoanza kutekelezwa wiki ijayo.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com...nst-fartin-41f21e0.html


Can you imagine how this law will be implemented. If you are arraigned in court what kind of evidence will be presented to show that you did in fact commit the offence?Liar
Tafakari Hayo.

Cupcake
#2 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:07:20 AM
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"We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh! Our legislators need to concentrate on discussing development projects. They should not waste our time and money on childish issues. It would make sense if they talked about defecating and urinating anyhow but not farting. This will not work. We will keep on farting." he said.

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nostoppingthis
#3 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:15:59 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
Sio Mimi ninasema bali ni sheria mpya itakayoanza kutekelezwa wiki ijayo.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com...nst-fartin-41f21e0.html


Can you imagine how this law will be implemented. If you are arraigned in court what kind of evidence will be presented to show that you did in fact commit the offence?Liar
Tafakari Hayo.



There are cameras that can "see" this happening...I remember watching it somewhere long time ago...but then again, it will be quite a challenge to implement this law
Deviating from the topic, why do this in public? si uende kwa WC...ever sat in a ma3 where most of the windows are closed and it ponyokaz from someone, and then you observe for the guilt on many peoples face, "I hope they don't think ni mimi"...kila mtu is suspecting he is being looked as as the culpritsmile
McReggae
#4 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:27:21 AM
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Hii kweli ni ABK!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Intelligentsia
#5 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:28:28 AM
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Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!
carygoh
#6 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:44:24 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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nostoppingthis
#7 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:47:31 AM
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@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu
carygoh
#8 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:59:29 AM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu


thanks ..........
Think Positive Test Negative
Pierce
#9 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:19:34 AM
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carygoh wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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Hali ya kumfanya mwenzako(kitandani) kufanya tendo:
Kunyambisha
Wendz
#10 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:35:31 AM
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Pierce wrote:
carygoh wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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Hali ya kumfanya mwenzako(kitandani) kufanya tendo:
Kunyambisha


@pierce & intell.... my bill is on you! need rib repairs!... I wish my malawian colleague could understand swahili...

Jus Blazin
#11 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:47:29 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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I can only imagine someone telling the other, "Nisaidie kunyamba. Ninyambie tu..."
Umeniuwa @Intell...
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
K22
#12 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:50:14 AM
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Pierce wrote:
carygoh wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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Hali ya kumfanya mwenzako(kitandani) kufanya tendo:
Kunyambisha


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mlefu
#13 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 11:10:17 AM
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papa naye ana nyambrrrhhhh.

kabanana ..welcome back
Karema Hiti
#14 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 12:14:19 PM
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Na jamaa yule hunyamba kila wakati ni mnyambaji sugu.
Pumzi itokayo ni mnyambo!
carygoh
#15 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 12:22:17 PM
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mlefu wrote:
papa naye ana nyambrrrhhhh.

kabanana ..welcome back


yani i thot 2011 utachange and stop pimpin my name
Think Positive Test Negative
nostoppingthis
#16 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 2:19:31 PM
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carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu


thanks ..........


Out of curiosity, why return on the "kunyamba" thread...how now? There are many you could have posted on...
carygoh
#17 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 3:09:05 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
carygoh wrote:
[quote=nostoppingthis]@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu


thanks ..........


Out of curiosity, why return on the "kunyamba" thread...how now? There are many you could have posted on...[/quot
non stopping i thot you were welcoming me on a polite note kumbe unajoin forces na mlefu to finish me i will go back where i was .

on another note kunyamba is normal ni kama landing on airport etc FYI siwezi umwa na tumbo ni missed call PAP
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wazua
#18 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 3:19:11 PM
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Dear @carygoh

Happy New Year and trust you had a Lovely Valentines!
You were missed.
carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu


thanks ..........



The Wazua spirit
bwenyenye
#19 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:15:22 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!


Intel wewe ni Mnyamabaji sugu.....
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nostoppingthis
#20 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:35:49 PM
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carygoh wrote:
nostoppingthis wrote:
carygoh wrote:
[quote=nostoppingthis]@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu


thanks ..........


Out of curiosity, why return on the "kunyamba" thread...how now? There are many you could have posted on...[/quot
non stopping i thot you were welcoming me on a polite note kumbe unajoin forces na mlefu to finish me i will go back where i was .

on another note kunyamba is normal ni kama landing on airport etc FYI siwezi umwa na tumbo ni missed call PAP


Carygoh, sasa unaenda kujificha tena kwa nini...belated Valentine pap!
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