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Kunyamba kwapigwa marufuku Malawi!
Kusadikika
#1 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:12:22 AM
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Sio Mimi ninasema bali ni sheria mpya itakayoanza kutekelezwa wiki ijayo.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com...nst-fartin-41f21e0.html


Can you imagine how this law will be implemented. If you are arraigned in court what kind of evidence will be presented to show that you did in fact commit the offence?Liar
Tafakari Hayo.

Cupcake
#2 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:07:20 AM
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"We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh! Our legislators need to concentrate on discussing development projects. They should not waste our time and money on childish issues. It would make sense if they talked about defecating and urinating anyhow but not farting. This will not work. We will keep on farting." he said.

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nostoppingthis
#3 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:15:59 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Kusadikika wrote:
Sio Mimi ninasema bali ni sheria mpya itakayoanza kutekelezwa wiki ijayo.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com...nst-fartin-41f21e0.html


Can you imagine how this law will be implemented. If you are arraigned in court what kind of evidence will be presented to show that you did in fact commit the offence?Liar
Tafakari Hayo.



There are cameras that can "see" this happening...I remember watching it somewhere long time ago...but then again, it will be quite a challenge to implement this law
Deviating from the topic, why do this in public? si uende kwa WC...ever sat in a ma3 where most of the windows are closed and it ponyokaz from someone, and then you observe for the guilt on many peoples face, "I hope they don't think ni mimi"...kila mtu is suspecting he is being looked as as the culpritsmile
McReggae
#4 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:27:21 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Hii kweli ni ABK!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Intelligentsia
#5 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:28:28 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
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Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!
carygoh
#6 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:44:24 AM
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Posts: 1,703
Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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nostoppingthis
#7 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:47:31 AM
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Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu
carygoh
#8 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 9:59:29 AM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
@Carry-go re-surfaces!! karibu


thanks ..........
Think Positive Test Negative
Pierce
#9 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:19:34 AM
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Joined: 3/16/2009
Posts: 1,464
carygoh wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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Hali ya kumfanya mwenzako(kitandani) kufanya tendo:
Kunyambisha
Wendz
#10 Posted : Wednesday, February 16, 2011 10:35:31 AM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Pierce wrote:
carygoh wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Mnyambuliko wa neno 'nyamba'

Hali ya kufanya: Kunyamba
Hali ya ukubwa (ngeli ya K-L): Kimnyambo ama Lumnyambo
Hali ya udogo:Kamnyambo
Anayefanya kitendo: Mnyambi
Anayefanyiwa kitendo: Mnyambiwa
Anayefanya kwa niaba ya mwingine:Mnyambianaje

endelea!

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Hali ya kumfanya mwenzako(kitandani) kufanya tendo:
Kunyambisha


@pierce & intell.... my bill is on you! need rib repairs!... I wish my malawian colleague could understand swahili...

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