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Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten?
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/16/2010 Posts: 906 Location: Nairobi
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This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,905
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Smitta Smitten, law graduate (but drank too much), won scholarship to study creative art somewhere prestigious (don't know if he pursued), and once had a company TTL - Tobeca Triumvirate Ltd. I saw this satirical jibe from Media Madness; quite hilarious: Quote:Comrade diary,
Me is sittings hiaz downing anoza vodosky az I dream of my genius. I has a greatski life; a weekly article in a national paper, 2 books, in my new language, fans who know just little enough of ze English and brain cell to loves my style. Just wish she who bore my genius into thiz worldski had given me a better name…Vlad, Boris, Jerkovski, anyzing wit a ‘ski’ to show my heritage…not some pussy name like Mochama.
I don’t tell anybody this but I has a law degreeski…dem haterz rumour I didn’t join the bar coz my grammar sucked…I got in the bar dammit! With lotsa vodoski makez me dream of St. Petersburg, home. I’s a literally gangsta, I hold up and rape ze English language…literally…. who told to the bitch to be so hard? Them haterz rumour that I self publish coz no decent publisher woulds touchez my workz.
My books sell bitchez… yes ALL 3 copies…the one she bought to send to a reviewer and keep 2 copies for reference. Looks here, I’m a rebel and i wana redefine ze boundaries of English…into Russian, not coz I’m too drunk ands frustrated to write decently. I’m a poet too…sample this from my next book: “I’m ze smile behind Avrils grannyz, ze green of unwashed envy” pulitzer baby! http://www.frankierants.com/dear-diary-24/
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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KenyanLyrics wrote:This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten? ......are you young??? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,905
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Smitta Smitten, law graduate (but drank too much), won scholarship to study creative art somewhere prestigious (don't know if he pursued), and once had a company TTL - Tobeca Triumvirate Ltd. I saw this satirical jibe from Media Madness; quite hilarious: Quote:Comrade diary,
Me is sittings hiaz downing anoza vodosky az I dream of my genius. I has a greatski life; a weekly article in a national paper, 2 books, in my new language, fans who know just little enough of ze English and brain cell to loves my style. Just wish she who bore my genius into thiz worldski had given me a better name…Vlad, Boris, Jerkovski, anyzing wit a ‘ski’ to show my heritage…not some pussy name like Mochama.
I don’t tell anybody this but I has a law degreeski…dem haterz rumour I didn’t join the bar coz my grammar sucked…I got in the bar dammit! With lotsa vodoski makez me dream of St. Petersburg, home. I’s a literally gangsta, I hold up and rape ze English language…literally…. who told to the bitch to be so hard? Them haterz rumour that I self publish coz no decent publisher woulds touchez my workz.
My books sell bitchez… yes ALL 3 copies…the one she bought to send to a reviewer and keep 2 copies for reference. Looks here, I’m a rebel and i wana redefine ze boundaries of English…into Russian, not coz I’m too drunk ands frustrated to write decently. I’m a poet too…sample this from my next book: “I’m ze smile behind Avrils grannyz, ze green of unwashed envy” pulitzer baby! http://www.frankierants.com/dear-diary-24/
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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I like his writing style both as Tony Mochama and his alter ego smitta smitten. Got a good sense of humour, lots of Russian influence inlcuding the vodoski - musta studied there.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/16/2010 Posts: 906 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:KenyanLyrics wrote:This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten? ......are you young??? Is 21 young? 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,905
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But on an even keel, often in life I've personally encountered this challenge, which I'll name 'breathing my own exhaust'. The best of them have to go through it:
-an artist who paints more for himself
-a drum player who is lost in his head
-a comedian who's laughing loudest at his own jokes
-an egocentric politician who believes he speaks for the [which?] people
-or an obsesive compulsive genius like John Nash in a beautiful mind
So I'd argue Tony Mochama is as good as it gets. If he stepped back 10 paces, he'd increase his social awareness and allow all to appreciate his literary genius.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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The guy can't express himself, saw his interview briefly on KTN leo asubuhi....
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/12/2008 Posts: 436 Location: illobi
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KenyanLyrics wrote:This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten? Seriously i thought you were a young chicca.... Wait.... or am I confusing you with @newfarer? Hmmmmm
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/26/2010 Posts: 125
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What I know for sure is that this guy is on some serious weed. Coming up with stuff like that is no joke.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/16/2010 Posts: 906 Location: Nairobi
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K22 wrote:KenyanLyrics wrote:This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten? Seriously i thought you were a young chicca.... Wait.... or am I confusing you with @newfarer? Hmmmmm This profile is controlled by me and my two sisters, so your suspicions are reasonable. Back to topic...
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/28/2009 Posts: 353 Location: Cloud
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@muganda, well said! However, don know , hic, whether its something Smitta picked from Starch. In days yore, the lad cud give sneek previews into the future like a clairvoyant, starch churns them in all colors! ... and since smitta is on dis Wazz site, speak for yourself..hic! brotha, "For i am the master and the captain of my fate"
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 635
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muganda wrote:Smitta Smitten, law graduate (but drank too much), won scholarship to study creative art somewhere prestigious (don't know if he pursued), and once had a company TTL - Tobeca Triumvirate Ltd.I saw this satirical jibe from Media Madness; quite hilarious: Quote:Comrade diary,
Me is sittings hiaz downing anoza vodosky az I dream of my genius. I has a greatski life; a weekly article in a national paper, 2 books, in my new language, fans who know just little enough of ze English and brain cell to loves my style. Just wish she who bore my genius into thiz worldski had given me a better name…Vlad, Boris, Jerkovski, anyzing wit a ‘ski’ to show my heritage…not some pussy name like Mochama.
I don’t tell anybody this but I has a law degreeski…dem haterz rumour I didn’t join the bar coz my grammar sucked…I got in the bar dammit! With lotsa vodoski makez me dream of St. Petersburg, home. I’s a literally gangsta, I hold up and rape ze English language…literally…. who told to the bitch to be so hard? Them haterz rumour that I self publish coz no decent publisher woulds touchez my workz.
My books sell bitchez… yes ALL 3 copies…the one she bought to send to a reviewer and keep 2 copies for reference. Looks here, I’m a rebel and i wana redefine ze boundaries of English…into Russian, not coz I’m too drunk ands frustrated to write decently. I’m a poet too…sample this from my next book: “I’m ze smile behind Avrils grannyz, ze green of unwashed envy” pulitzer baby! http://www.frankierants.com/dear-diary-24/
@Muganda. You must be coldtz to know about this company. it was formed back there and the guy kept on and on about it. Not sure if the co. did any biz though! He was editor of school magazine then. still as rebellious as today If not more
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760
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Was several years behind me in high school, yes that one which advertises Caltex, just don't know at what point he took a left turn.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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Seems Wazua has a lot of 'Old Boys' GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/20/2007 Posts: 359
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Hehehehe...
GG. Hi brother. Youcant, am not sure!
I know Tony Mochama very well and can lay claim to having had many revelations into his creative beautiful mind and psyche.
But Smitta, I don't read because as latter, he targets gullible people much younger than myself and himself - or older peeps trapped in their teenage psyche, for his employer and thus his paycheque; in very much the same way whispers targeted middle-aged urban middle-classes. Smitta's category of readers is the easiest to capture as all u have to do is paint life on the fast lane..partying, glorify booze, sex and drugs, vilify or praise celebs...rebel...break social norms..
If u don't understand Smitta it's because u are not meant to, nothing to worry about! Just same way we usually stop understanding the latest vulgar black American rap as we age.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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nostoppingthis wrote:The guy can't express himself, saw his interview briefly on KTN leo asubuhi.... That's surprising. Mochama was pretty eloquent and had a real way with words both written and spoken. Could get rather arguementative in just about any topic in and out of class class and quite eloquently too. Heard he used to take one Dr. Kiplagat head on in class and hold his own. Maybe he has regressed with age and alcohol or something. On his Pulse column (at least the Scene At as the he writes a lot more content on Pulse) when he started writing it I think he had a character in mind for it but has somehow become that very character. Like he initially had an idea of a distinct character to do the column but as with the best laid plans the dike bursted. Personally I think he is wasting himself at Standard. @Muganda some of the writing at Media Madness look like his. Wont be surprised if he is a contributor there. He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/28/2010 Posts: 293 Location: Gigiri
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Actually he is a Law graduate..He graduated in 1999 from the UON....in fact he is the one Who started the Collumn Man Talk on Nations saturday Magazine before Clyde Morvit took over temporarily then Oyunga Pala. He has never practiced law Sina Signature. NKT
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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@Elder, i'm only speaking from what I saw on TV, didn't hear much of it, as he kept tuning the interviewer (some chic) and claiming how she is his valentine....I didn't note any content in his speak, nikazima TV...but you guys seem to know him..even personally!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/21/2009 Posts: 292
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kelele.com wrote:Actually he is a Law graduate..He graduated in 1999 from the UON....in fact he is the one Who started the Collumn Man Talk on Nations saturday Magazine before Clyde Morvit took over temporarily then Oyunga Pala. He has never practiced law Did he ever graduate? He once asked a lecturer who liked to put on suspenders whether he was "suspending his shoulders downwards or his trouser upwards". Got a supp and I never heard that he passed that paper.
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